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Trump Fan’s ‘Fake News’ Video Will MAKE YOUR DUMB LIBERAL HEAD EXPLODE, Very Splodey, Much Head

They say that music can channel the raw emotions of the oppressed, can serve as the voice of voiceless, the fence of the defenseless. They also say some people think Fox News is real. And so please, put your hands together and drop your jaw in amazement at “Fake News (The Enemy Of The People)” by the artist known as “Mint Chip.” It’s only a couple of minutes long, but seems so much longer!

It’s got the best words:

They be screamin’ “Russia!”
You’ve heard it
Even though it’s a nothingburger
Yeah Fake News created by the Fake News

They so desperate!
Cause they lost the election
CNN is the Clinton News Network
and they just can’t accept it!

Time to face the facts,
Trump won, you bitch,
Get your head outta your ass
and quit tryin’ ta blame the Putin.

We are tired of excuses,
Hillary is just a big-ass loser,
President Trump had to go against Hollywood and the Media
For them to blame Russia is supremely DUMB

The spread so many lies
But it didn’t matter
They tried to moralize
But it didn’t matter

And so on. God is on their side, and God helps Mint Chip bust mad rhymes like these couplets:

We are overwhelmed by the Fake News
Luckily we have Trump’s Twitter to see the truth
Every Tweet he posts
Liberals’ heads explode!

You don’t learn that kind of poetry in no university, dawg. Also, look at him symbolically burning a copy of the failing New York Times while rapping “CNN is ISIS, and so is NBC / They all are the Enemy.” He had to buy the paper to burn it, so they’re probably all kinds of upset.

The video got a warm mention from Pizzagate idiot Jack Posobiec and also from the influential Total Frat Forum, so you know it’s good. Also, it has jump cuts and ends with Mintyboy “rolling coal” in the great big truck, which the video’s description mentions he borrowed from a friend.

Not everyone was a fan, though:

Also, somebody noticed a disturbing resemblance between Mitt Chimp and Dale Gribble:

So, there’s your forgettable whiteboy rap for the day, keep making America surreal again!

It is now your OPEN THREAD.

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[Mint Chip on Twitter via Joe Prince on Twitter]

Source: Politics – Wonkette

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