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Three Nice Things About Today, Then Back To Meanness (YOUR OPEN THREAD!)

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Um, hi. So … Donald Trump is our president! RUN FOR THE FUCKING HILLS!

But in the interest of the power of positive thinking, here are three nice things we can say about today:

1. Melania looked beautiful.

2. So did Ivanka. Her ensemble was badass.

3. The Trump grandchildren are cute.



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All right, that’s all the nice things we need to say the next four years, and now we’ll go back to giving “President” Trump the respect he deserves.

And in the spirit of that meanness:

We keep seeing Trump idiots claiming his inauguration attendance sucked because all his supporters work, unlike Obama’s supporters, who all turned out for his inaugurations. Um, about that? Stupid ass wingnuts never can seem to decide who these durn liberals they hate so much even are. Are we unemployed moochers, or are we elitist liberal educated coastal snooty people who look down on them because they are dumb yokels? ARE WE SOMEHOW BOTH? PLEASE ‘SPLAIN.

Moreover, we thought these Trump supporters were all voting for him because they’re racists of “economic anxiety” and the unemployment rate is 78% or something. How can that be true, if all the Trump supporters are busy working, unlike the champagne-sipping liberals who buy lobster with food stamps from their luxury apartments on Park Avenue?

Maybe it’s just that most Americans, especially the educated ones in the productive liberal cities, hate this president. It’s kind of an Occam’s Razor thing.

(Hey Trump supporters, you can look up “Occam’s Razor” on Ask Jeeves or Bing!)


Editrix said there was a hot guy at the Wonkette hangout in DC today who wants to sexxxxxxxxx me. Who are you? I’m single. PRESENT YOURSELF.


This is your open thread. So talk in it.

Bye fuckers.

Hell.No. Hats

Source: Politics – Wonkette

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