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TFW Everyone Kicks You In The Nuts And You Think You’re WINNING!

Who is President Babyshits gettin’ rolled by today? LOL, it is EVERYONE. Under our potential deal with China, they will purchase from our Great American Farmers practically as much as our Farmers can produce. — [...]
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Being Trump means never having to say you’re sorry

The president is refusing to apologize for his Muslim ban talk – even though it could help save his travel ban. By CHRISTOPHER CADELAGO, JOSH GERSTEIN [...]
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TFW You’re So Busy Hating On Gays You Forget To Hate Catholics For A Minute

4 weeks ago | 0 comment
Thus saith the Flying Spaghetti Monster, AMEN. And lo, it came to pass that in the land there was a plague of poor reading comprehension. The people did scan headlines on Twitter, and only skimmed the articles they even bothered to click through [...]
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Nice ‘Anti-Abortion Feminist’ Lady Just Wants White Homeland. YOU’RE The Racist.

1 month ago | 0 comment
Oh dear, this illustration is unfair, because she says she’s not racist. Today’s dose of Gosh How Shocking is brought to us by the Huffington Post, which profiles the adventures in far right politics of one Kristen Walker Hatten, a self-described [...]
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Fuck You Paul Ryan, The Pope Hates You And You’re Going To Hell

2 months ago | 0 comment
It’s a good look for telling people to eat cake Now that he’s fulfilled his dream of passing a Big Fat Tax Cut For Rich Fuckwads, Paul Ryan is dragging his horrible granny-starving ass back to Wisconsin, where he can retire and not especially [...]
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‘You’re Never Comfortable’

2 months ago | 0 comment
A few years ago, Stephan Rivera, a 31-year-old native of the Bronx, New York, consulted two doctors about his prospects for “top surgery,” a double mastectomy. “I was like, I really just want to cut them off,” he recalls. Although [...]
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You’re Not Gonna Believe This, But Another Lawyer In The White House Would Like To Quit

2 months ago | 0 comment
There is very shocking news to report, and we hope you’re sitting down, but it turns out another person in the White House wants to quit. And it’s a LAWYER who wants to quit, can you believe that? We guess now that Donald Trump has replaced [...]
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Keep It Up, Donald Trump. You’re Just Making Robert Mueller’s Job Easier.

2 months ago | 0 comment
dipshit How was your weekend? Was it better than Donald Trump’s weekend? Yes, it was! On Friday night, Attorney General Jeff Sessions undertook the stupid and bizarre action of firing former FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe less than 48 [...]
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Trump hires Kudlow: ‘You’re looking handsome, Larry’

2 months ago | 0 comment
President Donald Trump offered the job to Larry Kudlow (pictured), an economic analyst and television personality, over the phone Tuesday night. | Bryan R. Smith/AFP/Getty [...]
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You’re Not Gonna Believe This, But Erik Prince Lied To Congress

3 months ago | 0 comment
Full of shit. Remember when we liveblogged Erik Prince’s very long testimony to the House Intelligence Committee (HPSCI)? Remember what a surly little twat he was? Remember how little regard he had for the fact that he was testifying before [...]