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Pruitt’s security threat? A passenger shouting, ‘You’re f—ing up the environment’

EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt’s security team decided last year he should fly first class to avoid confrontations with angry individuals on planes and in airports, an agency official said Thursday as EPA sought to explain the chief’s [...]
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TFW You’re Trying To Buy Back Your Shit And They Hand You A Pee Tape

NO RUSSIA! NO RUSSIA! UNLESS … Okay, maybe there is Russia. Who’s ready to start the week with some weirdass Spy vs. Spy stuff? We honestly have no idea what to make of Friday’s dueling stories from The Intercept and the New York Times. [...]
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Heartland Democrats to Washington: ‘You’re Killing Us’

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AUSTIN, Ind.—Steering his white Dodge Ram while wearing a tan knit cap, a drab green Carhartt coat and a smear of brown livestock feed on his cheek, Terry Goodin jounced over frozen-hard mud toward his 100 head of beef cattle. “Make sure [...]
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Deleted Comments From The President And Also Breitbart’s Internet Home Of NO TREASON NO TREASON YOU’RE THE TREASON!

2 months ago | 0 comment
zoom in closer and you can see the trench that leads to the thermal port. That’s your target, Luke. Looks like Donald Trump — or at least Stephen Miller, who channels the “president” when statements over 280 characters are necessary [...]
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Go Home, Orrin Hatch. You’re Not Drunk, You Just Need To Go.

2 months ago | 0 comment
The ratio on this is amazing There are two major newspapers in Utah. One is the Deseret News, reliably conservative. The other is the Salt Lake Tribune, and its editorial board is Not Having any more of Orrin Hatch’s shit. We bring you the [...]
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Trump To National Monuments: You’re Fired!

3 months ago | 0 comment
Just imagine how much better this will look with an open pit mine and some drilling rigs Donald Trump had his McDonalds-stuffed ass hauled out on Air Force One to Utah Monday so he could personally shit all over the new Bears Ears National [...]
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Sad NYT Nazi YOU’RE FIRED Even Though He Had Such Nice Manners, Sad!

3 months ago | 0 comment
This is Chris Cantwell. One of the most satisfying things in the world is a deserved comeuppance, where someone gets exactly what they demanded and nothing that they wanted. Today’s sheer plain freude is the New York Times’s favorite fucking [...]
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NO PENIS! NO PENIS! YOU’RE THE PENIS! (This Is Just A Really Good Campaign Ad.)

3 months ago | 0 comment
[embedded content]Meet Dana Nessel, a Democratic candidate for Michigan Attorney General. She’s a Detroit attorney who became Michigan-famous for leading the legal fight for marriage equality in the Great Lakes State [...]
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Can Trump ‘You’re Fired’ Robert Mueller? A Guide To Our Inevitable Constitutional Crisis

4 months ago | 0 comment
Happy Mueller Monday! Wanna watch the Manafort perp walk again? Come on, you know you do! Paul Manafort walked into the FBI field office in Washington D.C., using the front door https://t.co/U2QVWiCKep https://t.co/TF46b9OzZn — CNN (@CNN) [...]
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Is The Dumbass You’re Fighting With In The Comments Just A Dumbass? OR IS IT A RUSSIAN DUMBASS?

4 months ago | 0 comment
Probably named “Boris.” Donald Trump has been distracting us from the real news by being an absolute shit to war widows this week, so Wonkette is forgiven for just now getting to all this new stuff about Russian Troll Farms, and how they [...]