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Smoking Marijuana Is Legal in Canada, Unless You’re South Korean

SEOUL, South Korea — Recreational cannabis use may now be legal in Canada, but South Koreans visiting the country who are tempted to smoke up risk facing punishment back home, their government warned on Tuesday. “Even if South Koreans [...]

Poll: If You’re Over 50 in Florida, Chances Are You Like Trump

Poll: If you’re over 50 in Florida, chances are you like Trump — POLITICO a polling partnership between POLITICO and AARP By Tyler Fisher and Jeremy C.F. Lin | 06/18/18 05:00 AM EDT [...]
TFW Everyone Kicks You In The Nuts And You Think You’re WINNING!
Who is President Babyshits gettin’ rolled by today? LOL, it is EVERYONE. Under our potential deal with China, they will purchase from our Great American Farmers practically as much as our Farmers can produce. — [...]
Being Trump means never having to say you’re sorry
The president is refusing to apologize for his Muslim ban talk – even though it could help save his travel ban. By CHRISTOPHER CADELAGO, JOSH GERSTEIN [...]
TFW You’re So Busy Hating On Gays You Forget To Hate Catholics For A Minute
Thus saith the Flying Spaghetti Monster, AMEN. And lo, it came to pass that in the land there was a plague of poor reading comprehension. The people did scan headlines on Twitter, and only skimmed the articles they even bothered to click through [...]
Nice ‘Anti-Abortion Feminist’ Lady Just Wants White Homeland. YOU’RE The Racist.
Oh dear, this illustration is unfair, because she says she’s not racist. Today’s dose of Gosh How Shocking is brought to us by the Huffington Post, which profiles the adventures in far right politics of one Kristen Walker Hatten, a self-described [...]

Fuck You Paul Ryan, The Pope Hates You And You’re Going To Hell

It’s a good look for telling people to eat cake Now that he’s fulfilled his dream of passing a Big Fat Tax Cut For Rich Fuckwads, Paul Ryan is dragging his horrible granny-starving ass back to Wisconsin, where he can retire and not especially [...]
‘You’re Never Comfortable’
A few years ago, Stephan Rivera, a 31-year-old native of the Bronx, New York, consulted two doctors about his prospects for “top surgery,” a double mastectomy. “I was like, I really just want to cut them off,” he recalls. Although [...]
You’re Not Gonna Believe This, But Another Lawyer In The White House Would Like To Quit
There is very shocking news to report, and we hope you’re sitting down, but it turns out another person in the White House wants to quit. And it’s a LAWYER who wants to quit, can you believe that? We guess now that Donald Trump has replaced [...]
Keep It Up, Donald Trump. You’re Just Making Robert Mueller’s Job Easier.
dipshit How was your weekend? Was it better than Donald Trump’s weekend? Yes, it was! On Friday night, Attorney General Jeff Sessions undertook the stupid and bizarre action of firing former FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe less than 48 [...]