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Wonkette’s Own Alabama Gal Says Y’All Might Get Doug Jones In Your Christmas Stocking. Roll Tide!

So hey y’all, what it do? It’s your girl, Fakakta South, ‘member me? The one from both Alabama and a long time ago? I’m the one who kept trying to tell y’all that we, the Dukes and Duchesses of Hazzard, weren’t exactly what you [...]
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Hide Your Daughters, America, It’s Your Roy Moore Pre-Election Roundup!

Alabama’s special Senate election is tomorrow. Do you know where your kids are? Hello, America, are you tired of waiting to see if Alabama is going to elect an ACTUAL ACCUSED CHILD MOLESTER to the Senate, just to stick it to the liberals? [...]
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Your Weekly Top Ten Is Only Two Weeks Away From WAR ON CHRISTMAS!

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OK fine it is technically more than two weeks, but just a little bit. Are you counting down for your special WAR ON CHRISTMAS celebrations? We sure are! Anyway, making this fast (we always do) because we are tired. So let’s talk about your [...]
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John Conyers Resigns In Disgrace, Al Franken *Probably* Out Door Tomorrow. And How’s Your Day, Mr. President?

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DAMMIT! Look, we know nobody’s perfect. But is every man over 60 a disgusting pervert? Will we eventually learn that everyone’s dad was a habitual ass-grabber who skeeved on women at the office? Did they all do it because they knew they [...]
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If You Didn’t Spend Your Moolah On Dames, Firewater And Picture Shows, You Might Not Be A Ne’er-Do-Well!

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In her autobiography, which I have read approximately 37 times, Tallulah Bankhead said, “My father warned me about men and booze, but he never mentioned a word about women and cocaine.” This weekend, Senator Chuck Grassley told the Des [...]
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O GOD MAKE IT STOP! Your Daily Round Up Of Crazy White House Shit!

2 weeks ago | 0 comment
THIS WEEK! HOLY SHIT! We’re ever so grateful for the Flynn indictment on Friday. But Lordy, how can there be so many newses? So, here is your Sunday morning Trump-Flynn-Russia-Collusion-Gate round up, because if we wait more than 36 hours, [...]
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Your Weekly Top Ten Loves You All Very Much. You Know That, Right?

2 weeks ago | 0 comment
Wonkette toddler and her grandpa! Hello, Wonkers! It is time for your weekly top ten post, where we count down the top ten posts. We are very tired after this shit news week, but we want you to know we love you MANY TIMES, especially for the [...]
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Kellyanne Conway Is Your New Fentanyl Connection, America! (Czar, Whatever.)

2 weeks ago | 0 comment
You say Opioid Czar, I say Grim Reaper, let’s call the whole thing off Human Death Rictus Kellyanne Conway has been picked to head the White House’s “efforts” at fighting the opioid epidemic, proving exactly how seriously the Trump [...]
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Senate Republicans Can’t Wait To Cut Taxes For The Rich, Kill Your Healthcare, Screw Your Mom

2 weeks ago | 0 comment
Fact: Gold is denser than a porpoise or a duck. Either would be severely injured. EAT THE RICH The Republicans’ great big Fuck-everybody-but-the-wealthy tax cuts bill is slouching toward a vote by the end of the week, as Senate Rs all voted [...]
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Gorka get your gun

2 weeks ago | 0 comment
Trump embarrasses the nation once again by using a racist slur about Native Americans in front of a group of Native American heroes at the White House; there’s growing evidence that former Trump aide, and far-right troll, Seb Gorka thinks [...]