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Worried About Leftists Running Imaginary Pedophile Rings? Don’t Kill Your Dad Over It!

In August, Lane Maurice Davis pleaded “not guilty” to first degree murder. He’s accused of having stabbed his father to death following a fight with his parents during which he accused them of being “leftists” and “pedophiles.” [...]
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Deleted Comments: Wonkette, Your Filthy Mouth Is The Best Thing About Your Reportage

Twilight Sparkle Has Had It With Your Bullshit It was a strange week in the moderation queue, kids. Not only did we have some confused racist moron who felt the need to reply immediately to a story from last year, but we suddenly got complaints, [...]
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Newsweek: Other Than The Pedophilia, Mr. Hastert, What’s On Your Mind These Days?

5 days ago | 0 comment
There sure is a lot of news lately! There’s chaos in the White House, a bunch of infighting toddlers in Congress, and a great big Hollywood sexual harassment/rape scandal that Hillary Clinton is apparently personally responsible for. So [...]
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Nobel Calling: A Painless Way to Triple Your Retirement Income

6 days ago | 0 comment
Do you live in fear that you haven’t saved enough for retirement? Join the crowd. The clear majority of investors have not saved enough for retirement, and live in fear of running out of money before they die, leaving themselves too dependent [...]
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Your Weekly Top Ten Is Through With This Fucking Week, I Mean Good God!

2 weeks ago | 0 comment
Oh hey, everyone! It is your weekly top ten post! And oh Christ, what a week it was, with the horrific Las Vegas shooting, on top of Puerto Rico and Trump embarrassing America a lot and Rex Tillerson calling Trump a “moron.” We’d like [...]
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Oregon Judges Gonna Take All Your Freedom/Penises/Guns Away, MWAHAHAHAHAHA! NICE TIME!

2 weeks ago | 0 comment
Free kitten with every five mass shootings The People’s Socialist Republic of Oregon is no place to be if you want to enjoy the kinds of unrestricted firearms freedom one might find in Nevada or Alabama. It’s no Massachusetts or California, [...]
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We’d Tell Nikki Haley To Go Fuck Herself, But Instead We’ll Just Say Bless Your Fucking Heart

2 weeks ago | 0 comment
Wouldn’t want to be impolite. You guys, we want you to be gentle with UN Ambassador Nikki Haley for two reasons today, unless you feel like telling her to fuck off, which is of course your right. One is that she is mourning her hero, Tom [...]
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Stop playing golf and do your damn job

3 weeks ago | 0 comment
Most of us didn’t vote for Donald Trump. And we know his campaign colluded with the Russians when he wasn’t busy bragging about groping women, ogling teenage beauty queens, and denigrating Muslims, Latinos, African-Americans, immigrants, [...]
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Your Weekly Top Ten Hasn’t Been Blocked By Maggie Haberman YET

3 weeks ago | 0 comment
BLOCK THIS BEAUTIFUL BABY, MAGGIE, WE DARE YOU Oh hey, everyone! It is your weekly top ten post! HOORAY! Anyway, we wrote a couple of times about the NYT’s Maggie Haberman this week, because she was being wrong, and she still hasn’t blocked [...]
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do you have your Who Will Flop Next bingo card ready??

3 weeks ago | 0 comment
Price resigns from HHS after facing fire for travel HHS Secretary Tom Price resigned Friday in the face of multiple federal inquiries and growing criticism of his use of private and government planes for travel, at a cost to taxpayers of more [...]