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Please, Keith Davidson, Tell Us More About How Michael Avenatti Has BESMIRCHED YOUR HONOR!

Keith Davidson CALL YOUR LAWYER Time for another episode of the your favorite Law Porn Procedural, starring Stormy Daniels, Michael Avenatti, Michael Cohen and Keith Davidson. Don’t panic, Cohen and Davidson will keep their clothes on! And [...]
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Facebook Stole Your Shit, And Your Friends’ Shit, Again

This is seriously a screenshot of Mark Zuckerberg expressing a heartfelt sentiment. It’s always something with Facebook these days, huh? Years ago, if a humble mom-and-pop corporation asked you for all your personal information (date of birth, [...]
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Giuliani Gets Santorum On Kevin McCarthy. Your Sunday Show FUCKIN’ MADNESS

2 weeks ago | 0 comment
Hello Wonks and welcome to another Sunday recap. Let’s begin with Rudy “9/11” Giuliani, appearing on This Week with George Stephanopoulos to defend a letter sent out by the legal team trying a REMIX of an old defense: “If the President [...]
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Find Your Millennial City

3 weeks ago | 0 comment
About the data Our rankings compared cities with populations greater than 200,000 and used five-year data from the U.S. Census American Community Survey, spanning from 2012 to 2016. We focused on five key areas in crafting our millennial index [...]
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‘It Does Something to Your Soul When Everyone Losing Their Homes Looks Like You’

3 weeks ago | 0 comment
DURHAM, N.C. —On a chilly Wednesday morning in December, Jesse McCoy II headed upstairs to a third-floor courtroom full of cherrywood pews. The 34-year-old housing attorney had never before met his potential client and knew hardly any of [...]
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Your Weekly Top Ten, Comin’ Atcha From An Undisclosed Location In NEW YORK

3 weeks ago | 0 comment
Wonkette Toddler is not in New York, we regret to inform you. Oh hey, Wonkers, it is Top Ten time, and we are going to make this even more faster than usual (we ALWAYS say that) because we are in New York right now. Perhaps you have noticed [...]
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House GOP Fails To Take Your Food Stamps Away. Better Luck Next Time, House GOP!

1 month ago | 0 comment
A typical food stamp/SNAP beneficiary, according to YouTube. Funny, the video actually debunks myths about people getting delivery pizza and beer with SNAP House Republicans failed to pass a farm bill today, so they won’t be able to impose [...]
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Resistance, Get Your Red-State Dems In Line!

1 month ago | 0 comment
Gina Haspel reports to work as new CIA Director For those who came in late, we’re currently in the middle of an existential crisis in our always shaky at best Constitutional democracy. Donald Trump is president. And that brings a daily no-pride [...]
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Ronan Farrow’s Got Your Dirty Sexy Money … Hangin’

1 month ago | 0 comment
TFW your network passes on a journalist for being too edgy and he goes on to become a one-man scoop machine and win a Pulitzer! Well-played, NBC: You took a pass on Ronan Farrow and earned yourself a place in history with the world’s dumbest [...]
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Your Weekly Top Ten Triumphantly Concludes Another Week Of Michael Cohen Falling Into His Own Asshole

1 month ago | 0 comment
Oh hey, Wonkers, it is Top Ten time, and we are going to make this even more faster than usual because on top of how we are exhausted by this latest week of MICHAEL COHEN’S BULLSHIT, our Friday (which is when we write this) was some real [...]