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Rudy Giuliani Would Gladly Pay You Tuesday To Shut Down Investigation Today

AND ANOTHER THING … WHY IS RUDY GIULIANI STILL TALKING? What is even happening here? When Comey closed [the Hillary Clinton case] in July — although I think it was a complete whitewash — I’d like to have them do that for us. Sorry, [...]
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Michael Cohen Would Like This Qatari Guy To Put The Millions In The Bag Please, He’ll See That The Trump Family Gets It

You can just Venmo me a couple million, I’ll make sure it gets to him! WTF is going on here? Did Michael Cohen really try to shake down the Qatari sovereign wealth fund for the Trump family? Is that what Michael Avenatti was getting at in [...]
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America, Massachusetts Would Like To Have A Word With You About Guns.

2 weeks ago | 0 comment
More regulation, but you get a free kitten. Now that the NRA annual meeting has left Dallas and the news, and its festival of happy gun-humpers have all gone home to coo over the adorable 4-year-old who so enthusiastically played with a bolt-action [...]
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Hello, 911? Carter Page Would Like To Report A WAR CRIME!

2 weeks ago | 0 comment
HALP! HALP! I’m bein’ tortured! IT WAS TORTURE! Poor Carter Page has been murdered dead on the floor of the Senate. But don’t worry, Wonkers, because he miraculously recovered and is back to tweeting insane shit for our amusement. Now [...]
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Paul Ryan: Sure Would Be A Shame If Some Election Stopped Our Cover-Ups For Trump

3 weeks ago | 0 comment
Probably getting a ‘clarification’ ready right now We think the stress of having a majority in the White House and Congress may be getting to Republicans. They don’t have Barack Obama to yell at anymore — not that they don’t still [...]
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Mike Pompeo, Trump’s Sec State Nominee, Would Like His Jesus-Times Apocalypse NOW

4 weeks ago | 0 comment
Dirty. Mike Pompeo loves the Lord. He also wants to be Secretary of State. Generally speaking, this should not be an issue. However, in Pompeo’s case, it’s looking as though his religious views and favored mode of expressing said views [...]
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Sean Hannity Is A Real Estate Philanthropist According To Sean Hannity Who Would NEVER LIE

4 weeks ago | 0 comment
Sean Hannity: HUMANITARIAN Raise your hand if you’re surprised that Sean Hannity owns $ 90 million worth of rental properties. Are you fainting that Fox News’s man of the people, who rails against Hollywood elites before hopping on his [...]
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What I Wish Mark Zuckerberg Would Say

1 month ago | 0 comment
It’s day two of the Mark Zuckerberg grilling on Capitol Hill. That means it’s another opportunity for grandstanding bureaucrats to attack a businessman for his achievement. You see, the men and women of Congress all have created multi-billion-dollar [...]
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Not That The Trump Boys Would Threaten A Foreign Government, BUT …

1 month ago | 0 comment
They almost look human! Oh, those wacky Trump boys, always funnin’! Whether it’s murdering majestic animals for “sport” or retweeting Nazis, they love what they do. And what they do in Panama is run to that sovereign nation’s president [...]
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Grassley: ‘It would be suicide’ for Trump to talk of Mueller firing

1 month ago | 0 comment
“The less the president said on this whole thing, the better off he would be, the stronger his presidency would be,” Sen. Chuck Grassley told Fox Business. | Drew [...]