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Indiana’s GOP Senate Candidate Wants America Run Like Business. His Business Sucks Ass.

Joe Donnelly and Mike Braun. Hell of a lot of forehead in this race. Yr Wonkette has noticed something interesting as we’ve been working through all 33 US Senate races this year: Seems like a hell of a lot of Democrats get listed as “one [...]
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Mike Pence’s Mysterious Brother Wants To Play Politics

We’re headed to headed to Indiana for a peek at the Sixth District! We’d normally skip such a deep red race, but we felt the need to talk about this one because of how much we don’t know about its Republican candidate, Greg Pence. The [...]
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The College That Wants to Take Over Washington

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Trump University never died. It’s located in the middle of bucolic southern Michigan, halfway between Lansing and Fort Wayne, 100 miles and a world away from Detroit. It’s a place called Hillsdale College, and on Saturday, May 12, Vice [...]
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Trump Admin Wants To Let Teens Fall Off Roofs So They Can Feed Their Teen Families

2 weeks ago | 0 comment
You’re sure this is certified safety equipment? The Trump administration promised us it would make America rich by getting rid of burdensome government regulations, and wow, has it ever come through! Coal mines are now allowed to destroy [...]
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Facebook Wants To Let The Heritage Foundation Decide What’s News

3 weeks ago | 0 comment
One of these men is full of shit, and the other is a robot. Yesterday, Axios reported that Facebook was reaching out to some groups in an effort to keep the social media giant from hemorrhaging any more trust, by which we mean money. Worried [...]
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Donald Trump Wants Montana Democrat Jon Tester To Resign. LOL ‘K.

3 weeks ago | 0 comment
Here’s Jon Testerfying to his beliefs. Yr Wonkette would like to thank Donald Trump for helping us choose the focus of this week’s Senate Sunday: Senator Jon Tester, Democrat from Montana, who Donald Trump seems to think singlehandedly [...]
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Carson wants poor to pay more rent, work for assistance

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Ben Carson — who often refers to his own up-from-nothing life story as a parable for the poor and said last year that poverty is “a state of mind.” | Win McNamee/Getty [...]
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Handsome Cory Booker Wants To Guarantee Jobs For Everyone!

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You know what we could all use today? Some good news! Luckily, New Jersey Senator and very handsome man Cory Booker is here with some! Today, Booker announced plans for a Federal Jobs Guarantee Development Act, which would guarantee a full-time [...]
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Nice ‘Anti-Abortion Feminist’ Lady Just Wants White Homeland. YOU’RE The Racist.

1 month ago | 0 comment
Oh dear, this illustration is unfair, because she says she’s not racist. Today’s dose of Gosh How Shocking is brought to us by the Huffington Post, which profiles the adventures in far right politics of one Kristen Walker Hatten, a self-described [...]
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Trump Wants Back Into the TPP. Not So Fast, Say Members.

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“We’ve got a deal” already, said Steven Ciobo, Australia’s trade minister, who added, “I can’t see that all being thrown open to appease the United States.” [Read about President Trump’s reversal on the Trans-Pacific Partnership, [...]