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Sean Hannity Swallows Obama’s Fake Sperm Then Spits It Back Up: A Play In Three Very Stupid Acts

If all you see when you look at this portrait is sperm, somethin’s wrong with you, oh boy! If you ever wanted to see what gets Sean Hannity’s jizzes flowing, and more specifically the process by which that happens, you need to start with [...]
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Tina Brown on Trump: ‘I came to think he was very silly’

From the start, Tina Brown deemed Donald Trump to be “an entertaining con man, and I suspect the American public would like nothing better.” | Evan Agostini/Invision/AP [...]
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Much SOTU. Very President. Bigly Words. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan 31, 2018

3 weeks ago | 0 comment
Morning Wonketariat! We’re well rested, and your Editrix is on the road! Here’s some of the things we may be talking about today, but first, ADORABLE SNOW CRITTERS![embedded content] The DOJ has turned over a bunch of papers to Robert [...]
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U R Cordialy Invited 2 Trummp Very Gud Stae Of Uniom Spech Tomorow Nite Ok?

3 weeks ago | 0 comment
Presented without comment: Good invitation, House GOP! We wanted to take this moment to note that if Maxine Waters doesn’t have to watch President Dumpster Chunks deliver his State of the Union address, we don’t have to either. It’s [...]
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Very quietly, Justice Department charges white supremacist with domestic terrorism

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Loyal White Knights Grand Dragon Will Quigg shouts to protestors during a “White Pride” rally(Credit: AP/Mike Stewart) Officials may have assumed, no Muslim involvement, no terrorism Bill Berkowitz, Truthout2018-01-22T01:00:50Z•2018-01-22T01:00:50Z•0 [...]
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Is Donald Trump Crossing His Fingers For His Very Own 9/11? Maaaybe!

1 month ago | 0 comment
more or less Just after the election, there were many smart pieces from many smart people about how yes, it CAN happen here, and here is how to survive life under an autocratic regime, and hold on tight, because American history is about to [...]
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Very Stable Geniuses Try To Arrest London’s Mayor For High Crime Of Brownness

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The Official Monster Raving Loony Party wishes it to be known these gents are far too nutso for the OMRLP. Six or seven anti-Muslim, pro-Brexit idiots calling themselves the “White Pendragons” tried to pull off a citizens’ arrest of London [...]
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Let’s Do POLL PORN About President Loser Dick’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Year!

1 month ago | 0 comment
Presidential portrait POLL TIME! POLL TIME! NSFW POLL TIME! As we type you this, Donald The Trump has just concluded a press conference with the Norwegian prime minister where he dementia-splained (allegedly!) that everybody, even Democrats, [...]
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Deleted Comments: ‘Donald T.’ Has Thoughts On Haitians And Nigerians. They Are Very Racist Thoughts

2 months ago | 0 comment
You get Santa’s Trap Door, that’s what ya get! We know we just brought you a whole bunch of dumb submissions to our comments section Sunday, but darned if we could wait for the weekend to run these latest effusions of derp, from some wingnut [...]
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Sean Hannity Steps On Dick And Eats It: A Play In One Very Short Act

2 months ago | 0 comment
You eat your own dick with that mouth, Sean Hannity? A little while ago, in our post about all the different ways Devin Nunes and Fox News and the rest of the GOP are obstructing justice for Donald Trump and undermining the Robert Mueller investigation, [...]