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Is Rachel Brand Just Totally Selfish, Or Is She A Fucking Coward Too?

Welp. She tried. HAHA JUST KIDDING no she didn’t. We have not yet addressed the resignation of Rachel Brand, the very smart and talented number three at the Justice Department. It’s bad for a variety of reasons, all of which are that if [...]
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Luis Gutiérrez’s totally abnormal retirement ploy

There’s nothing normal about the way Illinois Congressman Luis Gutiérrez’s retirement announcement went down. The abruptness of his decision, the suspicious timing, the immediate coronation of a successor — all of it set off [...]
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Trump: Dem congresswoman ‘totally fabricated what I said’ to soldier’s widow

4 months ago | 0 comment
“Democrat Congresswoman totally fabricated what I said to the wife of a soldier who died in action (and I have proof). Sad!” President Donald Trump wrote on Twitter. [...]
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Trump Vows to ‘Totally Destroy’ North Korea if It Threatens U.S.

5 months ago | 0 comment
“No nation on Earth has an interest in seeing this band of criminals arm itself with nuclear weapons and missiles,” Mr. Trump said. “The United States has great strength and patience, but if it is forced to defend itself or its [...]
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Totally Normal Lady Says You Only Hate Trump Because Ben Sasse Was Denny Hastert’s Gay Pimp

6 months ago | 0 comment
Figure-outer of things Were we not just learning that the only reason people hate Donald Trump is because they are being Satan-washed in their brains by special radio frequencies? OK, well that is still very FACTCHECK TRUE, but Right Wing Watch [...]
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Dude, Kid Rock’s rad senate run may be totally illegal

6 months ago | 0 comment
If Kid Rock is serious about running for the United States Senate — which, despite all common sense, he seems to be — he may be breaking the law. In a complaint addressed to Attorney General Jeff Sessions and Deputy Attorney General Rod [...]
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Trump Russian Buddy Bragged About Using Russia To Elect Trump. TOTALLY NORMAL.

6 months ago | 0 comment
And Putin did help! We alluded to this story in our post this morning about “HERE IS A BUNCH OF TRUMP-RUSSIA SHIT,” but the plot, as they say, has thickened. During the presidential campaign, while Donald Trump was telling everybody “No [...]
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Lara Trump Doin’ Propaganda Shit For The Facebooks, Totally Normal-ish!

7 months ago | 0 comment
Trust me! I’m Eric’s wife. Never leave the bubble! Lara Trump, who’s married to Donald Trump’s son Eric, is the latest member of the Trump family to take a role in House Trump’s enterprise of propping up the president. She appeared [...]
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Yup, Larry David and Bernie Sanders are totally, really related

7 months ago | 0 comment
If you were a fan of “Saturday Night Live” during the 2016 presidential election (and let’s be real, who wasn’t?), then you probably remember Larry David’s spot-on impression of Sen. Bernie Sanders of Vermont. Whether you backed [...]
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Trump DOJ Nominee Represented Russian Bank In Pee Hooker Dossier, Totally Normal

7 months ago | 0 comment
Look, it’s Wonkette learning about another weird Trump-Russia connection. Possible Russian intelligence asset Donald Trump nominated somebody who seems like he might be all stinky dirty in the Trump-Russia conspiracy for an important government [...]