02202019What's Hot:

Trump calls Kavanaugh accusations ‘totally political’

“For people to come out of the woodwork from 36 years ago and 30 years ago and — never mentioned it, all of a sudden it happens — in my opinion, it’s totally political,“ President Donald Trump said of the sexual assault [...]
Federal Judge Tells Kris Kobach He Is So Totally Boned, Also In Contempt Of Court
We love ‘Fun with Cropping’! Kansas Secretary of State and ugly bag of mostly stupid Kris Kobach has been found in contempt of court by the federal judge who presided over the ACLU’s lawsuit against Kansas’s voter-suppression law. The [...]
Trump bemoans how Pruitt is ‘TOTALLY under siege’
White House officials said this week President Donald Trump is pleased with EPA head Scott Pruitt’s (right) efforts to roll back environmental regulations at the [...]
And Then Sam Nunberg Bit His Own Dick Off On Jake Tapper’s CNN Show LOLOL TOTALLY NORMAL
HI MR. TALKY MOUTH! LORD HAVE MERCY. Former Trump aide/current idiot Sam Nunberg hung up his Obamaphone with MSNBC’s Katy Tur on Monday afternoon, and by the time we had posted the full video, he had picked that Obamaphone right back up to [...]
Is Rachel Brand Just Totally Selfish, Or Is She A Fucking Coward Too?
Welp. She tried. HAHA JUST KIDDING no she didn’t. We have not yet addressed the resignation of Rachel Brand, the very smart and talented number three at the Justice Department. It’s bad for a variety of reasons, all of which are that if [...]
Luis Gutiérrez’s totally abnormal retirement ploy
There’s nothing normal about the way Illinois Congressman Luis Gutiérrez’s retirement announcement went down. The abruptness of his decision, the suspicious timing, the immediate coronation of a successor — all of it set off [...]
Trump: Dem congresswoman ‘totally fabricated what I said’ to soldier’s widow
“Democrat Congresswoman totally fabricated what I said to the wife of a soldier who died in action (and I have proof). Sad!” President Donald Trump wrote on Twitter. [...]
Trump Vows to ‘Totally Destroy’ North Korea if It Threatens U.S.
“No nation on Earth has an interest in seeing this band of criminals arm itself with nuclear weapons and missiles,” Mr. Trump said. “The United States has great strength and patience, but if it is forced to defend itself or its [...]
Totally Normal Lady Says You Only Hate Trump Because Ben Sasse Was Denny Hastert’s Gay Pimp
Figure-outer of things Were we not just learning that the only reason people hate Donald Trump is because they are being Satan-washed in their brains by special radio frequencies? OK, well that is still very FACTCHECK TRUE, but Right Wing Watch [...]
Dude, Kid Rock’s rad senate run may be totally illegal
If Kid Rock is serious about running for the United States Senate — which, despite all common sense, he seems to be — he may be breaking the law. In a complaint addressed to Attorney General Jeff Sessions and Deputy Attorney General Rod [...]