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Trump: ‘I don’t throw temper tantrums’

President Donald Trump, pictured here with (from left) John Barrasso, John Thune, Mike Pence, Roy Blunt and Mitch McConnell, tweeted that the Wednesday meeting had been a “waste of time.” | AP Photo/Alex Brandon Share on [...]

Media Throw Everything at the Wall to See What Sticks

Now that Trump has finally turned to the campaign promise that won him the election — build a wall and deport illegals — the Democrats, the media and even most Republicans are hysterical. Just remember: They were hysterical about Ronald [...]

Democrats Have More Universal Healthcare Plans Than Republicans Can Throw Gramma Off A Cliff At

Don’t we all deserve a bed that goes up and goes down? With the Republicans probably not quite ready to try killing off Obamacare again during an election year (nothing’s guaranteed, though — they may suddenly require poor people to deposit [...]
Trump White House Gotta Throw Nikki Haley Under This Bus Real Fast, BRB
Maybe she’ll primary Trump in 2020. Don’t laugh, could happen. A strange thing is happening with Russian sanctions, because there is always a strange thing happening with Russian sanctions in Trump’s America. This weekend, UN Ambassador [...]
Nurse Jackie And Cynthia Nixon Want You To Throw The Fake Democrats OUT
Someone left a weird New York-shaped cake out in the rain. Of bricks. Which we are shitting. Yr Wonkette likes to learn things, although sometimes it makes us mad. It makes us mean mad, even, just like Tom Joad, and then we have to go run down [...]

Alabama Fixin’ To Throw Thousands Of Kids Off Medicaid For Their Own Good

Workin’ in the Rat Mine Now that “Work Requirements” for basic safety net services are all the rage, Alabama wants in on the fun with a proposal to impose them on low-income parents of kids receiving Medicaid. As we noted when the Trump [...]
Pollsters throw predictions out the window in Alabama race
Who’s leading in Tuesday’s special Senate election in Alabama? The race is so peculiar and has so many variables that some pollsters are reluctant to say. Rather than put out a single result that could be viewed as a projection [...]
Tax hike reports throw Republicans on political defensive
“The House and Senate — I think we need to do even more to provide a tax cut, not just tax reform, but a tax cut for every American,” said Sen. Ted Cruz, pictured [...]
Robert Mueller Ready To Throw Somebody In Fucking JAIL, Y’ALL!
Mama said knock you out Earlier tonight, we learned that it was the wingnut Washington Free Beacon who paid Fusion GPS before DEMONCRATS took it over and hired a FAKE BRITISH SPY to say Donald Trump is a fucking gross Russian intelligence asset. [...]
Ex-New Orleans mayor asks judge to throw out his conviction
NEW ORLEANS (AP) – Former New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin has asked a federal judge to throw out his corruption conviction, citing a recent Supreme Court decision making it more difficult to convict public officials of bribery. Acting as [...]