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Sean Hannity Swallows Obama’s Fake Sperm Then Spits It Back Up: A Play In Three Very Stupid Acts

If all you see when you look at this portrait is sperm, somethin’s wrong with you, oh boy! If you ever wanted to see what gets Sean Hannity’s jizzes flowing, and more specifically the process by which that happens, you need to start with [...]
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Offering Three Vital Lessons from Last Week’s Crash

“Wall Street exaggerates everything; the business of investing is not the same as investing in a business.” — “Maxims of Wall Street,” p. 143. When the stock market fell out of bed suddenly in the past week after years of going [...]
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Trump Disproves Dementia Concerns By Shouting ‘WALL’ At WSJ Reporter For Three Straight Hours

1 month ago | 0 comment
Why does the White House staff let Trump talk to reporters? If you’re going to put Poot Lips up there every afternoon to swear on a can of AquaNet that the President is the posterboy for mental health, then why let him sit down for an extended [...]
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Donald Trump Fucks Himself Live On Twitter: A Play In Three Acts

3 months ago | 0 comment
Yesterday was HOOBOY! Felt like we had our fingers in the socket all damn day long. So we almost missed this delightful little legal drama that unfolded on Twitter last night when we were trying to get our blood pressure back under control. [...]
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The Stories Behind Three Anti-Muslim Videos Shared by Trump

3 months ago | 0 comment
The public prosecutor’s office in the province said the aggressor was a 16-year-old who was “born and raised in the Netherlands.” He was arrested after the video came to light, officials said. The video gives no indication of the [...]
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Paul Manafort Has Three Passports, Couple Of Visas, Don’t Even Know His Real Name

4 months ago | 0 comment
just a normal salt of the earth type guy As we all know, former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort and his trusty sidekick Rick Gates have been grounded by special counsel Robert Mueller and are not allowed to leave their houses, and if they [...]
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Are These The Three Dumbest Fucking Reactions To The Trump-Russia Dossier News? Sure Why Not.

4 months ago | 0 comment
Definitely one of the stupidest Time for a festival of stupids! Donald Trump has of course reacted to the BREAKING NEWS! that the Steele dossier was funded by Democrats, at least partially. (Of course, all literate people knew it started as [...]
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Three Strategies to Prepare for the Coming Bear Market

5 months ago | 0 comment
The U.S. stock market has been on a remarkable winning streak over the past decade. Among the 47 global stock markets I track, as measured by the Vanguard Total Stock Market Index (VTI), the U.S. market has ranked #1 and #4 over the past 10 [...]
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Steve Mnuchin Asked For Military Jet For Honeymoon Because He Is Only A Three Hundred Millionaire, LOL, Poor

5 months ago | 0 comment
The price is RIDONKULOUS Would you believe that while Donald Trump is getting set to ask for more tax cuts for the Mega-Wealthy (he’ll just redefine “middle class” up to include billionaires — real ones, even), ABC News reported yesterday [...]
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Donald Trump Jr.’s TOP THREE New Excuses For Russian Spy Meeting, With Love!

6 months ago | 0 comment
DURRRRRRRR As we speak, wad of flesh and disappointment BabyShits McTrumpenStuff, AKA Donald Trump Jr., is sitting with staffers from the Senate Judiciary Committee, trying to figure out how to weasel his way out of whatever questions they’re [...]