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This Is What Chris Cillizza Got Paid More Than You To Do Yesterday

Every so often we must take a break from the real news, because something comes across Twitter that makes us scream at clouds about HOW THE FUCK did Chris Cillizza win the Failing Upward lottery to the point that he’s paid what must be multiple [...]
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Jim Bakker Thinks Abortion Doctors More Powerful Than GOD

[embedded content] The Reverend Jim “Stop Being Surprised I’m Still Alive” Bakker offered a compelling reason to to ban abortion: We have to, because while God is almighty, he’s also kind of a klutz when it [...]
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Democrats Have More Universal Healthcare Plans Than Republicans Can Throw Gramma Off A Cliff At

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Don’t we all deserve a bed that goes up and goes down? With the Republicans probably not quite ready to try killing off Obamacare again during an election year (nothing’s guaranteed, though — they may suddenly require poor people to deposit [...]
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Senate Sunday: For Ohio, Sherrod Brown Burns Brighter Than The Cuyahoga River. Wait, Let’s Rephrase That…

2 months ago | 0 comment
Sherrod Brown does ‘rumpled serious guy’ pretty well. Sherrod Brown, the senior US Senator from Ohio, is one of our favorite senators (one sign of a dangerous addiction to politics is saying that you have “favorite senators,” but at [...]
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In Balkans Tour, Russia’s Night Wolves, a Bike Gang, Are More Bark Than Bite

2 months ago | 0 comment
“Russia is very good at creating tension and getting attention — it is like a dog running after a car,” said Aleksandar Trifunovic, the editor of Buka, a popular online news site in Banja Luka. The tubby bikers, he added, were “a [...]
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Gun News Roundup: Who’s A Nazi Today, Other Than Actual Nazis?

2 months ago | 0 comment
Some people just don’t like Mondays Whole lot of Gun Stuff going on around our great nation, as you’d expect in a country where there are more firearms than people! Some of it’s actually encouraging, and some of it’s awful so let’s [...]
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For Putin, Shopping Mall Fire Is a Bigger Headache Than Diplomatic Feud With West

2 months ago | 0 comment
Igor Vostrikov, who lost his wife, three children and a sister in the fire, summed up this view with an enraged message on social media. “I no longer have a family,” Mr. Vostrikov wrote. “The ruling regime is guilty. Every bureaucrat [...]
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Not Sure How To Say This, But Devin Nunes Is Stupider Than We Thought

2 months ago | 0 comment
this fucker right here Guys. We think you need to sit down for this one. Devin Nunes, Donald Trump’s slow-witted pool boy, is dumber than we thought. Yes, we thought he had hit rock bottom when he released that hilariously stupid memo, the [...]
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Victims of Political Violence Want More Than Handshake From Kenyan Leaders

2 months ago | 0 comment
Mr. Kenyatta won the August presidential vote, but in a historic ruling the Supreme Court nullified the result, citing irregularities, and ordered a second election. Mr. Odinga withdrew from the second vote, which was held in October, [...]
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Californians wish Trump would pay attention to more than just his border wall

2 months ago | 0 comment
OTAY MESA, Calif. — President Donald Trump will head to a scrubby, sun-baked patch of land here this week to view eight towering slabs surrounded by razor wire — prototypes of a wall that he insists is designed to stop immigrants or drugs [...]