05222019What's Hot:
We’re Sure Trump DOJ Had Really Good Reason For Spying On New York Times Reporter, YOU BETCHA!
The leaker-in-chief, in the flesh. How is everyone doing? Did you do Robyn’s extensive self-care skincare regimen, and now you feel bright-eyed and bushy-tailed and ready to take on the day? Good, because everything is falling the fuck apart. James [...]
Trump Lawyers Pretty Sure Robert Mueller Interviews Are VERY ILLEGAL. Sure, Why Not!
This thing is great for twitter reception What is that lunatic banging on about now? Can we get someone to babysit him on the weekends since Melon has noped out and he clearly can’t be left alone in a dirty diaper for hours on end? There [...]
We Sure Do Hope Rod Rosenstein Knows What The Fuck He’s Doing Right Now
The constitutional crisis Donald Trump is trying to force is coming along quite nicely! President Halfwit issued an official proclamation (on Twitter) Sunday wherein he HEREBY DEMANDED the Department of Justice open an investigation into whether [...]

Paul Ryan: Sure Would Be A Shame If Some Election Stopped Our Cover-Ups For Trump

Probably getting a ‘clarification’ ready right now We think the stress of having a majority in the White House and Congress may be getting to Republicans. They don’t have Barack Obama to yell at anymore — not that they don’t still [...]
Matthews: ‘I’m Not Sure Trust Is What People Want from Trump’
Subscribe to Off Message on Apple Podcasts here. | Subscribe via Stitcher here. The Trump Show, argues Chris Matthews, “is wearing surprisingly well.” Story Continued Below The voluble “Hardball” host, now in his 25th year on the air—making [...]
This One Idiot Pretty Sure James Comey Framed Trump For All His Russian Pee Crimes
raaaaaaaain, feel it on my fingertips, see it on the windowpane, that pee’s flowin’ down like … Usually we don’t bother too much with things written by dumb Trump idiots, because if you’ve read one, you’ve read them all. Every Republican [...]
Trump Sure Pulling Out Will Work This Time. Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 5, 2018
Morning Wonketariat! Here’s some of the things we may be talking about today. Robert Mueller is following the rubles, questioning Russian oligarchs, requesting documents, and even searching a private plane after it landed in New York. The [...]
For A Beady-Eyed Little Pencil-Necked Fucker, Scott Walker Sure Has Some Balls
“IANAL, but…” How scared are Republicans right now? Scared enough that Scott Walker and the Wisconsin GOP are losing their shit over having to hold elections in districts they won by 17% and 23% the last cycle. We’ll get to all the [...]
Linda Brown, Of ‘Brown V. Board of Education,’ Dies At 75. Racism Ended, We’re Sure
Linda Brown, who was a third-grader when her father tried to enroll her in an all-white school near her integrated neighborhood in 1950, then sued the school district in a case that eventually ended the “separate but equal” doctrine, has [...]
That Cambridge Analytica Video Sure Did Land Like A Hot Turd!
Monday afternoon, Channel 4 in the United Kingdom of Tea and Crumpets released an investigative journalism report about creep-ass Trump campaign “data” firm Cambridge Analytica, which probably helped steal the 2016 election for Donald [...]