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Sean Hannity Swallows Obama’s Fake Sperm Then Spits It Back Up: A Play In Three Very Stupid Acts

If all you see when you look at this portrait is sperm, somethin’s wrong with you, oh boy! If you ever wanted to see what gets Sean Hannity’s jizzes flowing, and more specifically the process by which that happens, you need to start with [...]
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Here Is What’s Going On With Stupid #MEMOGATE, Part Eleventy Million

Your Boyfriend Adam Schiff. Holy News Dump, Batman! Is The Most “Successful” Administration Ever(™) hoping that the wife-beating scandals drown out their refusal to release the Democratic rebuttal memo? Or vice versa? Yes, yes it is! Okay, [...]
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We Are Beginning To Think Stable Genius Devin Nunes Hasn’t Read His Own Stupid Lie-Memo

2 weeks ago | 0 comment
Great American Hero. Also, he thinks the word “corroborate” is pronounced “cowoborate.” We know Trump’s most special-est boy Devin Nunes hasn’t read any of the underlying intelligence cited in his infamous lie memo full of lies. [...]
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Alex Jones Knows Deep State Is Boning The Stock Market To Make Trump Look Like Big Stupid Dumbass

2 weeks ago | 0 comment
Wall Street expert “AND I’M FREEEEEEE! My name is the Dow Jones and I’m FREEEE FALLLLLIN’!” OK, it’s not funny, we’ll stop. But oh boy, on Friday, the Dow Jones fell 666 points, and on Monday, it leaned into failure even further, [...]
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Congressman Benghazi Pretty Sure History Will Not Vindicate Him Or His Stupid ‘Memo’ Bullshit Lies

2 weeks ago | 0 comment
It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known. We see you trying to reinvent yourself on the way out the door, Trey Gowdy, and we are not having it. Yesterday [...]
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If Maxine Waters Gets To Skip Trump’s Stupid SOTU Address, So Do We: Your Wonkette Non-SOTU Non-Liveblog!

3 weeks ago | 0 comment
Not having it. Did you think we were teasing? Did you think Wonkette was going to suddenly feel a sense of #journalism responsibility to cover Dipshit’s first and hopefully last State of the Union address? Hahaha, you DUMB. Wonkette will [...]
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Here Are All The Stupid Lies Sarah Huckabee Sanders Said Yesterday!

4 weeks ago | 0 comment
White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders was in fine form yesterday! She’s got that special blend of bald-faced lies, indignation, and giant false eyelashes that always gets us. So if you’re here [...]
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Fox News ‘Judge’ Jeanine Pirro Stalking Hillary Clinton Because She Is Stupid And Exhausting

4 weeks ago | 0 comment
Jeanine Pirro poses with a candelabra from Cocteau’s ‘Beauty and the Beast’ Fox News “personality” Jeanine Pirro made a very funny joke Friday to tease her dumb Fox News yelling show this weekend: She found a spot in the woods near [...]
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Let’s Skim NYMag’s Glenn Greenwald Profile And See How Stupid It Is

1 month ago | 0 comment
Big news happened this weekend, bet you think we’re talking about the government shutdown, nah bro, we’re talking about a human interest piece about noted journalist Glenn Greenwald in New York Magazine, oh yeah, that’s the shit, let’s [...]
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Iowa Voters Doing The Polka On Joni Ernst And Chuck Grassley’s Stupid Trump-Loving Faces

1 month ago | 0 comment
Don’t think about Norway! The corn is popping in Iowa! Seems the good people in the Hawkeye State are a mite concerned with President Blowhard and his caca-hole caca-house potty mouth. So Senator Joni Ernst tied on her fanciest Bread Bag [...]