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‘Who Is This Stupid God?’ For His Latest Insult, Duterte Aims High

[unable to retrieve full-text content] Disparaging remarks about God by President Rodrigo Duterte have led to his sharpest clash yet with the Philippines’ politically powerful Catholic Church. Source: NYT > World
Trump Says Rudy Giuliani Is Best Smartest Guy, Also Bad Stupid Idiot Who’s Wrong So Much
total idiot Oh hey, Donald Trump’s very good brain is even more batshit than usual today, if you can believe it. Twice this morning, first when he left the White House, and then when he was about to board Air Force One to go say “PEW PEW! [...]
Time For More Stupid Gun Shit If You Can Believe That
Just joshing. Besides, Obama joked about sending drones against his daughters’ suitors. Don’t most dads have drones now? Meet Brian Kemp. He’s Georgia’s secretary of state, and he’s one of seven Republicans who’d like to be elected [...]
No, We Are Not Reading Devin Nunes’s Stupid Ass House Intel Russia Report, Thanks For Asking
fuck off Oh, dear readers, were you thinking you were going to get a liveblog of the House Intelligence Committee’s report on Russian interference in the 2016 election? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU JUST GO EAT SHIT RIGHT NOW, OK? We have no [...]
It All Started With A Dairy Cow Named ‘Gem’: A Brief History Of Devin Nunes Being Stupid His Entire Life
This is not Gem. OR IS IT? There is no shortage of articles on Wonkette chronicling the many stupidities of Congressman Devin Nunes, GOP chair of the House “Intelligence” Committee, the man who never gets invited to bring the potato salad [...]
Dumb Stupid Donald Trump SO EXCITED To Be A Subject Of Robert Mueller’s Investigation!
SUBJECT! Big news broke Tuesday evening, and it is that Donald Trump is a subject, not a target, in Robert Mueller’s investigation. But what does that meeeeeeean? Is Trump even going to die in jail? Dunno, we are not a psychic! Let’s look [...]
Trump threatens E.U. with tax on car imports, slams ‘very stupid’ trade deals
“Our jobs and wealth are being given to other countries that have taken advantage of us for years,” President Donald Trump wrote on Twitter. | Evan Vucci/AP [...]
Sean Hannity Swallows Obama’s Fake Sperm Then Spits It Back Up: A Play In Three Very Stupid Acts
If all you see when you look at this portrait is sperm, somethin’s wrong with you, oh boy! If you ever wanted to see what gets Sean Hannity’s jizzes flowing, and more specifically the process by which that happens, you need to start with [...]
Here Is What’s Going On With Stupid #MEMOGATE, Part Eleventy Million
Your Boyfriend Adam Schiff. Holy News Dump, Batman! Is The Most “Successful” Administration Ever(™) hoping that the wife-beating scandals drown out their refusal to release the Democratic rebuttal memo? Or vice versa? Yes, yes it is! Okay, [...]
We Are Beginning To Think Stable Genius Devin Nunes Hasn’t Read His Own Stupid Lie-Memo
Great American Hero. Also, he thinks the word “corroborate” is pronounced “cowoborate.” We know Trump’s most special-est boy Devin Nunes hasn’t read any of the underlying intelligence cited in his infamous lie memo full of lies. [...]