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London Journal: It’s a Royal Wedding! Ride a Tour Bus! Buy Some Cereal and Condoms!

She’s all for Harry and Meghan. “Cinderella has met her prince,” she said. “It could be anybody. That’s what’s so beautiful about it.” At another table, Liz Tunmer and Sue Gale, both from out of town, were on the bus courtesy [...]
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Happy First Birthday, Robert Mueller Investigation! Celebrate By Putting Some More Fuckers IN JAIL!

Gonna fuck you up! Thursday will be the first birthday of the Robert Mueller investigation into how Russia stole American democracy and gave it to this lumpy orange thing! And oh what a year it has been! What’s that meme that’s going around? [...]
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Won’t Some Brown People Help This GOP Candidate By Bombing South Dakota? (Please Don’t Do That)

1 week ago | 0 comment
Dude is pretty nasty A GOP candidate for the solitary US Congressional seat in South Dakota seems to be hoping against hope that an act of terrorism will help prop up his prospects. Rather than do the normal thing like making it into a song [...]
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Trump frees some jailed Americans overseas — but endangers others

2 weeks ago | 0 comment
In one 24-hour span this week, President Donald Trump managed to do two strangely contradictory things: He won the release of three imprisoned Americans while seeking a nuclear deal with North Korea. But he also likely prolonged [...]
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Paul Ryan: Sure Would Be A Shame If Some Election Stopped Our Cover-Ups For Trump

3 weeks ago | 0 comment
Probably getting a ‘clarification’ ready right now We think the stress of having a majority in the White House and Congress may be getting to Republicans. They don’t have Barack Obama to yell at anymore — not that they don’t still [...]
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Trump Said Some Crazy Offensive Shit Saturday Night. Real Americans Loooooved It.

3 weeks ago | 0 comment
Sounds better in the original German Saturday night, in Washington Township, Michigan, Trump gathered together the faithful for a revival of sorts. In an unscripted monologue lasting some 75 minutes, the master speaker led the crowd of forgotten [...]
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Gee, Do You Think Scott Pruitt Might Be In Some Trouble? Who Can Ever Say.

4 weeks ago | 0 comment
Do I hear banjo music? It’s Scott Pruitt’s swamp, and we’re all just swimming in it. We really need to stop predicting Pruitt’s imminent departure — obviously this guy could shoot a puppy in front of the White House, and Donald Trump [...]
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Erick Erickson Ain’t Goin’ To The White House To Eat Some Fancy Unpronounceable ‘LAMB’

4 weeks ago | 0 comment
Not technically a lamb, but it’ll do. Wingnut “thinker” Erick Erickson is doing that thing where, though he doesn’t like Donald Trump, he’s trying to prove he is jes’ folks, a salt-of-the-earth walking heart attack who lives in [...]
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Pot Legalization Bills Big Today For Some Reason. Spring Weather, Probably.

1 month ago | 0 comment
Have you ever REALLY LOOKED at your pointed ears? Fascinating. For some crazy reason, there’s a whole bunch of news about the gentle bud today, man, and the news is good and it is mellow, yea verily. Prepare to unleash the juvenile weed puns! [...]
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‘Some people just can’t be saved’

1 month ago | 0 comment
House Republicans told themselves 2018 would be better after getting swamped by Democratic cash in 2017. But Republican incumbents are actually in worse financial shape now than at the end of last year. A whopping 43 House Republicans [...]