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The Five Dumbest Things Rudy Giuliani Has Said Since Lunch

total idiot Did we not JUST finish writing you a Rudy Giuliani post about how Rudy Giuliani is almost as bad of a lawyer as Donald Trump and OH MY GOD CAN HE JUST PLEASE SHUT UP AND STOP SAYING THE QUIET PARTS LOUD? Yes, yes we did. And yr [...]
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The Top Five Times Rudy Giuliani Was A Batshit Lunatic Since … Oh, Since Last Night

  Did we not just tell Rudy Giuliani to STOP TALKING, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD? We did. And did he take our advice? Right. By now, we all know the drill. No more foreplay, it’s time for your Top 5 Times Rudy Was [...]
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Let’s Liveblog Donald Trump Jr.’s Senate Lies, Since There’s Obviously Nothing Else Going On Today

1 week ago | 0 comment
Damn Senate Judiciary Committee Republicans for dumping every document they have on the June 9, 2016, Trump Tower Treason Meeting between Donald Trump Jr., Paul Manafort, Jared Kushner, and a passel of Russian spies, in a clear effort to get [...]
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Guess We’ll Liveblog Sarah Huckabee Sanders’s Lying Yip-Yap Session, Since Nothing Else Is Going On

1 month ago | 0 comment
yes it’s time to do this again Hey guys, don’t even know why we’re doing this, since it’s such a SLOW FRIDAY ZZZZZZZZ. But, you know, with America being on fire and everything, and the arsonist in the White House running around enraged [...]
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Malala Returns to Pakistan for First Time Since Attack

2 months ago | 0 comment
“I am just 20 years old, but I have seen a lot in life,” she continued with a choked voice, recalling how she grew up in the picturesque Swat region only to watch it slide into extremism and terrorism. “I never wanted to leave my [...]
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Trump’s Plan To Privatize International Space Station Worst Idea Since Vogon Poetry Festival

3 months ago | 0 comment
Also, the “For Sale” ad on Craigslist is full of typos. Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think Donald Trump’s stupidity is vast and galaxy-spanning, but that’s [...]
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Trump claims to have most effective administration since Truman. It’s another huge lie.

5 months ago | 0 comment
Donald Trump yesterday claimed that he has had the most effective first-year of any president since Truman, who held the earlier record (Trump claimed) — but now, Trump has even beat Truman! Except it was all a lie. Trump didn’t beat Truman. [...]
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Banned From Winter Olympics, Russia Faces Greatest Sports Crisis Since Soviet Era

6 months ago | 0 comment
In Switzerland, Alexander Zhukov, the president of the Russian Olympic Committee, apologized “for violations of antidoping rules that were committed in our country,” though Russian officials have been steadfast that the problem was [...]
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Emmerson Mnangagwa Is Sworn In as Zimbabwe’s 2nd President Since 1980

6 months ago | 0 comment
He emphasized rebuilding the country’s economy by, in part, re-engaging with Western nations that cut off most ties with Zimbabwe after the seizure of white-owned farms starting in 2000. Mr. Mnangagwa said that compensation would be [...]
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Wells CEO to face Congress, a year since sales scandal broke

8 months ago | 0 comment
NEW YORK (AP) – Wells Fargo’s chief executive will face Congress saying the bank remains “deeply sorry” for its previous sales practices, and that in the year since the scandal over them exploded it has substantially changed for [...]