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Hey Michael Cohen, Show Us That Fuckin’ Passport Again!

Remember that time the DODGY DOSSIER was published, and while errbody else was like “WHEE PEE PEE TAPE!” Trump dipshit fixer lawyer Michael Cohen fixated on a different part, which was an obvious LIE about how he had secretly gone to Prague, [...]
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Steve Bannon Gonna Show Trump How To Dissolve Russia Investigation In An Acid-Filled Bathtub

He woke up like this. We’re having a hard time picking out our favorite part of the “legal advice” well-known “lawyer” Steve Bannon is pitching to the White House, in a bid to show Donald Trump that he, Bannon, is still Trump’s [...]
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Kamala Harris Is President Of The ‘Ellen’ Show, And It Is GOD-DANG DELIGHTFUL!

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Senator Kamala Harris of California is not running for president. You can tell, because why else would she only appear on little things like the “Ellen” TV program, a cable access show that only airs in a few towns in Southern California? [...]
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North Korea Issues Rare Apology Over Media Access to K-Pop Show

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He is widely believed in the South to have masterminded the sinking of a South Korean Navy ship in 2010, when he served as director of the North’s main spy agency. South Korea says a North Korean torpedo attack sank the ship, killing [...]
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Records show Trump aides plotted political win for Rick Scott

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Florida Gov. Rick Scott and Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke announce at the Tallahassee International Airport on Jan. 9 that there will be no new offshore drilling in the [...]
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Expelling Russians, Europe and North America Show Unity With U.K.

3 weeks ago | 0 comment
Jacek Czaputowicz, the foreign minister of Poland, which expelled four Russians, called the poisoning of the Skripals an “unprecedented attack on civilians with the use of chemical weapon, unseen in Europe since World War II.” Russia’s [...]
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And Then Sam Nunberg Bit His Own Dick Off On Jake Tapper’s CNN Show LOLOL TOTALLY NORMAL

1 month ago | 0 comment
HI MR. TALKY MOUTH! LORD HAVE MERCY. Former Trump aide/current idiot Sam Nunberg hung up his Obamaphone with MSNBC’s Katy Tur on Monday afternoon, and by the time we had posted the full video, he had picked that Obamaphone right back up to [...]
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Holy Fuck, What Did Trump Idiot Sam Nunberg Just Do On Katy Tur’S Msnbc Show?

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IDIOTS. JESUS FUCKING WILLIKERS ON A BISCUIT, WHAT JUST HAPPENED ON KATY TUR’S MSNBC SHOW? We will tell you! Former Trump campaign aide Sam Nunberg got that subpoena from the Robert Mueller investigation we talked about this morning, the [...]
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Trump lawyer’s radio show slams Russia probe

2 months ago | 0 comment
white house Shunning the dry legalese of his colleagues, attorney Jay Sekulow has turned his weekday radio show into an almost nonstop assault [...]
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Senators want Trump’s State of the Union to show ‘compassion’ toward Dreamers

3 months ago | 0 comment
President Donald Trump’s inaugural State of the Union on Tuesday could offer an opportunity for the first-term leader to unify Congress behind a plan to protect the undocumented immigrants known as Dreamers. Instead, the immigration blueprint [...]