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Michael Cohen In ALL The Shit. Again.

I’m a CONSULTANT! Pour one out for poor Michael Cohen, who is really, really bad at crime. No matter how much he practices, he always fucks it up. And he practices A LOT. The New York Times reports that, 11 days before the inauguration, Donald [...]
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New York Times Wonders If It MAY Have Shit Bed A Tiny On That Little Trump-Russia Story Just That One Time

The New York Times has a CROSSFIRE HURRICANE of a scoopty scoop for you today, and it is that — hold on to your loved ones and put the pregnant women and children outside in a shed — it may have gotten a story wrong once, just a little [...]
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Fox News Shitmouth Has Thoughts About John McCain, To Shit Out His Mouth

2 weeks ago | 0 comment
OH JOHN MCCAIN, YOU’VE GONE AND HURT FOX NEWS’S FRAGILE FEELINGS AGAIN! McCain, who is at home fighting brain cancer, took time out of fighting brain cancer in order to state unequivocally and for the record that, after Gina Haspel refused [...]
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President Shit Baby Hath Changed His Mind About Rudy Giuliani

3 weeks ago | 0 comment
Alas, but it would seem our very fine president Donald Trump may have failed to pick the best people yet again. After announcing excitedly that at long last a real lawyer would be joining his legal team, Trump quickly became bored of talking [...]
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Oh Shit, Michael Cohen Got ‘Wire Tapps’ In His Obamaphone! LOL TRUMP U R FUCKED!

3 weeks ago | 0 comment
SEE UPDATE BELOW FOR HOW FUCKING NBC FUCKED UP. We knew the feds had been reading Trump “lawyer” Michael Cohen’s emails before they decided to do NAZI STORMTROOPING to him, like common feds. And we knew Trump was losing his shit over [...]
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Time For More Stupid Gun Shit If You Can Believe That

4 weeks ago | 0 comment
Just joshing. Besides, Obama joked about sending drones against his daughters’ suitors. Don’t most dads have drones now? Meet Brian Kemp. He’s Georgia’s secretary of state, and he’s one of seven Republicans who’d like to be elected [...]
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Trump Said Some Crazy Offensive Shit Saturday Night. Real Americans Loooooved It.

4 weeks ago | 0 comment
Sounds better in the original German Saturday night, in Washington Township, Michigan, Trump gathered together the faithful for a revival of sorts. In an unscripted monologue lasting some 75 minutes, the master speaker led the crowd of forgotten [...]
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At Least ICE Fuckery Doesn’t Happen To American Citizens… Oh, Shit.

4 weeks ago | 0 comment
Halt! Papiere, bitte! Today’s “ICE fuckery is the worst fuckery” story comes from the Los Angeles Times, in the form of some jaw-dropping investigative reporting on American citizens being detained by Immigration and Customs Enforcement, [...]
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Is Shit Getting Worse, White People-Wise? Yes. Shit Is Getting Worse.

1 month ago | 0 comment
We knew we’d heard Trump’s slogan somewhere before Here we go again. Remember when Ronald Reagan talked shit about a “welfare queen” living it up in nice cars? That misogynoir narrative was embraced and repeated like it was passed down [...]
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Nikki Haley Was Through With Your Shit Five Minutes Ago

1 month ago | 0 comment
Operator. More news about the under-bus-throwing of UN Ambassador Nikki Haley! We told you Tuesday about how the Trump White House has been saying Haley is just a big Silly Susan who gets her facts wrong when she goes on TV and announces new [...]