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Robert Mueller All Up In Jared Kushner’s Fucked Up Money Business Again, Oh Shit!

YOUR TURN! We have this feeling that the Robert Mueller investigation is finally getting to the real meat of the fireworks show. We had the indictments of 13 Russians related to the more piddly-ass side of the Russian hacking operation (the [...]
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Mitch McConnell Just DELIGHTED To Deport Dreamers Up Shit Creek

America Dreams deferred, yet again. The Senate voted on four immigration bills yesterday, none of which received the 60 votes needed to pass. The bill that initially seemed most likely to get enough votes, a bipartisan measure similar to the [...]
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TFW You’re Trying To Buy Back Your Shit And They Hand You A Pee Tape

2 weeks ago | 0 comment
NO RUSSIA! NO RUSSIA! UNLESS … Okay, maybe there is Russia. Who’s ready to start the week with some weirdass Spy vs. Spy stuff? We honestly have no idea what to make of Friday’s dueling stories from The Intercept and the New York Times. [...]
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Get Head Start For Your American Baby And Get Deported! Trump Admin’s Newest Sick, Evil Shit

2 weeks ago | 0 comment
Screw you, huddled masses. And your stupid anchor babies, too. The Trump administration may be full of chaos and morons, but just as the ruling Bubba Class in the Jim Crow South found endless ways to dehumanize and humiliate black people, to [...]
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I Can’t Believe I Used To Think Paul Manafort Was The Boring One, HOLY JESUS SHIT!

4 weeks ago | 0 comment
Way back in the summer of 2016, or “before the dawn of time,” shit was getting hinky with Paul Manafort, Donald Trump’s campaign manager, and “Ukraine.” There was lots of shade and mundane crookedness going on, but how interesting [...]
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White House Counsel Don McGahn: In Deep Shit, Or A Shit Sharknado?

1 month ago | 0 comment
How YOU doin’, White House Counsel Don McGahn? Feeling good about your life choices right now? Still glad you took that fancy job? Or are you feeling like the proverbial boiled frog, since you seem not to have noticed the temperature inching [...]
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California Insists On Doing Cool New Shit For 2018. Not Just Smoking It, Either!

2 months ago | 0 comment
Bears repeating Darn it, California, you just keep making us godless liberals out here in flyover land love you, even though we don’t want to live in any damn California. But just look at some of the nifty new laws that went into effect in [...]
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Awwww Yeah Robert Mueller Bringing Us The Pure, Uncut RNC-Russia-Cambridge Analytica Shit!

2 months ago | 0 comment
Let your mind wander to 407 years ago, or “the week before the election, 2016.” Slate had come out with an exhaustive, detailed scoop about this weird server at the Trump Organization that would lie dormant all day except for a few minutes, [...]
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Tax Bill Full Of Stupid Shit Nobody Read, Let Your Accountant Take Care Of It, Let’s Go Golfing

2 months ago | 0 comment
Now with extra tarantulas! The Senate passed the Republicans’ Big Fat Tax Cuts For Big Fat Rich Fuckwads Bill in the wee hours of Wednesday morning, and now the whole mess has to go back to the House to be passed all over again, because the [...]
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders Lying About Random Shit Again, GOP Tax Scam Edition

2 months ago | 0 comment
LOL not even Fox News screengrabs her nice. Who: Sarah Huckabee “Poot Lips” Sanders, White House press secretary. God, we said that in the headline. What: Moving her lips and therefore lying about the GOP tax “cut” bill, because lying [...]