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Sean Hannity Swallows Obama’s Fake Sperm Then Spits It Back Up: A Play In Three Very Stupid Acts

If all you see when you look at this portrait is sperm, somethin’s wrong with you, oh boy! If you ever wanted to see what gets Sean Hannity’s jizzes flowing, and more specifically the process by which that happens, you need to start with [...]
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Oh Hi Julian Assange, What Are Your ‘Other Channels’ For Snuggling With Sean Hannity?

Time to die…laughing. After Sean Hannity’s Twitter account mysteriously vanished for a few hours of blessed silence during the weekend, lots of Hannity fans were certain the Deep State had deep-sixed the Fox News conspiracy hoser because [...]
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Julian Assange duped by fake Sean Hannity account, tried to send “news” about Senate Democrat

3 weeks ago | 0 comment
Wikileaks founder Julian Assange wanted to provide Fox News host Sean Hannity “some news” about Sen. Mark Warner, D-Va., the top Democrat on the Senate intelligence committee, which is investigating Russia’s interference [...]
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After Sean Hannity’s Twitter is hacked, fans blame “Deep State” conspiracy

3 weeks ago | 0 comment
Hannity is one of several cable news pundits who have had their Twitter accounts compromised in recent weeks. Security research company McAfee disclosed last week that the hackings appear to be the work of a private Turkish group calling itself [...]
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Sean Hannity Responds To Trump Mueller News By OMG LOOK SQUIRREL CAR CRASH ROBOT NAKED LADY BOOBIES!

4 weeks ago | 0 comment
your grandpa thinks this guy does the news Rapidly aging squirrel taint Sean Hannity did not like the scoop Thursday night about President Shithole trying to fire special counsel Robert Mueller in a fit of bloated, know-nothing rage. It was [...]
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Sean Hannity Steps On Dick And Eats It: A Play In One Very Short Act

2 months ago | 0 comment
You eat your own dick with that mouth, Sean Hannity? A little while ago, in our post about all the different ways Devin Nunes and Fox News and the rest of the GOP are obstructing justice for Donald Trump and undermining the Robert Mueller investigation, [...]
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Moore Accuser’s Lawyer Tells Sean Hannity To Fuck Right On Out Of Here

3 months ago | 0 comment
Near the top of everyone’s STFU list. The attorney for Gloria Deason, one of the women who says creepy Roy Moore creepily “dated” her when she was a teenager, sent Sean Hannity’s staff a devastating “No thanks” note in response [...]
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John Kelly Supports Special Counsel Sean Hannity’s Call For Probe Of Made-Up Hillary Shit

4 months ago | 0 comment
If Fox News doesn’t set policy, then who does? Remember how — for about five minutes after he became Donald Trump’s chief of staff — people were talking about John Kelly being the adult in the room who would bring some order to the [...]
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Oh No, Sean Hannity Shit His Pants

4 months ago | 0 comment
Hello sunshine Oh golly gee, Sean Hannity had a grown-up reaction to Monday’s news about how the indictments and confessions are starting among his beloved Trumpers. KIDDING, OF COURSE. Hannity stuffed himself full of all the Trump-shaped [...]
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Sean Hannity, useful idiot.

4 months ago | 0 comment
In national security circles, a “useful idiot” is an American citizen who unwittingly works for a foreign intelligence agency, and is so dumb that he doesn’t even realize that he’s selling out his own country. In Sean Hannity’s case, [...]