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What Up, Sarah Huckabee Sanders? In The Mood To Lie About Steve Bannon Today? OH YEAH YOU ARE.

Poot Lips. It’s been a slow first week of 2018, sure thing! No reason to liveblog Sarah Huckabee Sanders’s press briefing today or anything. UNLESS she gets some fun questions about that new book Michael Wolff wrote, the one where Steve [...]
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders Lying About Random Shit Again, GOP Tax Scam Edition

LOL not even Fox News screengrabs her nice. Who: Sarah Huckabee “Poot Lips” Sanders, White House press secretary. God, we said that in the headline. What: Moving her lips and therefore lying about the GOP tax “cut” bill, because lying [...]
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The next senator from Alabama would make Bernie Sanders proud

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The next senator from deep-red Alabama supports Obamacare. He favors abortion rights and same-sex marriage, and believes young immigrants brought to the country as children should be allowed to become U.S. citizens. And he opposes both President [...]
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Will Sarah Huckabee Sanders Say ‘#MeToo I Agree Kirsten Gillibrand Is Big Whore’ In Today’s Briefing? LET’S WATCH!

1 month ago | 0 comment
yes it’s time to do this again Tuesday morning, after Donald Trump tweeted that New York Democratic Senator Kirsten Gillibrand is a big whore who will do ANYTHING for campaign contributions, every woman on “Morning Joe” and every person [...]
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Sanders says 2016 victory ‘answered’ allegations against Trump

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White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders is doubling down on her argument that Donald Trump’s 2016 election victory “answered” groping allegations made during the campaign. “The people of this country, at a decisive election, [...]
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders Being A Real Poot Lips About Civil Rights Hero John Lewis

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Poot Lips. Wonkers, we have learned our lesson. It is sexist to get mad at Sarah Huckabee Sanders for being an asshole or constantly lying to the American people, and we don’t want to offend the woke feminists who populate right-wing comments [...]
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Deleted Emails: I Will Shoot You For Sarah Huckabee Sanders. PS THIS IS NOT A THREAT

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My Little Pony: Friendship Has A Bump Stock Morning, Wonkers! You might haver heard that Yr Wonkette stirred up Donald Trump’s Internet Flying Monkey Brigade this week with a post titled “Go Fuck Yourself, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, You Debased [...]
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Go Fuck Yourself, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, You Debased Redneck Motherfucker

2 months ago | 0 comment
God bless screen grabs. We can scarcely believe we haven’t devoted a post in our beloved series of children’s bedtime stories “Oh Go Fuck Yourself (INSERT ASSHOLE’S NAME HERE)” to Our Lady Of The Tablecloth-Wearing Lie Mouth, AKA [...]
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders THROUGH With Uppity Black Lady Reporters And Their So-Called ‘Questions’

3 months ago | 0 comment
God bless this screengrab. Sarah Huckabee Sanders has some more horseshit to say, everyone! Or rather, in this case, she has horseshit to NOT SAY. After General John Kelly told America the Civil War started as a simple argument over a parking [...]
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Tell Us Some Horseshit, Sarah Huckabee Sanders!

3 months ago | 0 comment
words words just words lying words more words Slow news day, guys, wonder what White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders is even going to talk about. Just fooling, today’s White House press briefing is gonna be great! Let’s see [...]