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Gay-Hatin’ Cake Nazi Wins At SCOTUS, But Religious Right Shouldn’t Blow Its Wad Just Yet

Let’s start this post with a joke tweeted by Donald Trump Jr., who is not aware he tweeted something funny: I am reading about a 7 – 2 vote. Pretty sure that’s not narrowly… At least 2 dem leaning justices must have agreed. https://t.co/vOjX0mOHPf — [...]
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Slovenia Elections Tilt Another European Country to the Right

“I will say what I have said already before: We are for solidarity, but we are against stupidity,” he said, advocating a policy of discouraging migrants from coming to Europe by improving conditions in their own countries. Since the [...]
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We Sure Do Hope Rod Rosenstein Knows What The Fuck He’s Doing Right Now

4 weeks ago | 0 comment
The constitutional crisis Donald Trump is trying to force is coming along quite nicely! President Halfwit issued an official proclamation (on Twitter) Sunday wherein he HEREBY DEMANDED the Department of Justice open an investigation into whether [...]
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Internet Morons Can’t Wait To See President Obama Get Impeached, Thrown Right Out Of Office He Does Not Hold

4 weeks ago | 0 comment
On Sunday, President Dipshit did a lot of tweeting all about how he was “hereby demanding” that the Department of Justice investigate whether or not Obama was using the FBI to spy on him during the 2016 campaign. Inspired, Trump idiots [...]
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Everybody Who Maybe Bribed Michael Cohen Needs To STOP FUCKING TALKING RIGHT NOW

1 month ago | 0 comment
Quick update on Michael Cohen and his secret Essential Consultants LLC, where companies from sea to shining sea and also in foreign lands can pay bribes (maybe!) for access to the president, or for other purposes, like buying one thousand [...]
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Quebec Mosque Shooter Was Consumed by Refugees, Trump and Far Right

1 month ago | 0 comment
He was impassive while Megda Belkacemi, the 29-year-old daughter of one of the victims, the university professor Khaled Belkacemi, testified about seeing her father with a hole where one of his eyes should have been. But when the judge [...]
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EPA Spokesjerk Liz Bowman Fucks Right Off To New Gig Yelling At Reporters For Joni Ernst

2 months ago | 0 comment
She wants to put you in a headlock and make you feel PAIN EPA spokesperson Liz Bowman, apparently noticing all the squeaking as staffers grab life vests and depart the House That Pruitt Remodeled at Double The Projected Cost, will also be leaving [...]
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‘Veterans are losing 6 different ways right now’

2 months ago | 0 comment
Many VA defenders believe, encouraging veterans to seek treatment outside its walls — and paying for them out of the VA budget — will take away the cash needed to hire [...]
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Who Texas Ag Commissioner Gonna Call? Dr. Feelgood! Feelgood Make You Feel All Right!

2 months ago | 0 comment
In 2016, Texas Agricultural Commissioner (and former rodeo cowboy!) Sid Miller appointed ex-doctor Rick Ray Redalen to the state’s Rural Health Task Force. In a completely bizarre coincidence, Redalen was also one of Miller’s biggest [...]
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Fox News Spanks Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin Right In His Fucked Up Face

3 months ago | 0 comment
Was Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin so busy getting emergency Botoxed on Saturday that he didn’t have time to prepare to go on Fox News? Because Sunday morning he could barely move his mouth to make lie words while getting his ass kicked [...]