02202019What's Hot:
Trump’s Plan To Privatize International Space Station Worst Idea Since Vogon Poetry Festival
Also, the “For Sale” ad on Craigslist is full of typos. Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think Donald Trump’s stupidity is vast and galaxy-spanning, but that’s [...]
Donald Rumsfeld’s Snowflake Poetry Is Exactly What America Needs Right Now
Be honest: When you heard Donald Rumsfeld had released his “snowflakes,” your first thoughts were that the former defense secretary must have taken hostages at a Brooklyn Starbucks. In fact, George Washington University’s National Security [...]

Vogon Poetry To Dominate Trump Inauguration. You Have Been Warned

Maybe not quite that empty. Just about, though. As we mentioned yesterday, the Trump Inaugural folks may be getting a tad worried about the turnout they’re going to have for the inauguration of the least-popular president-elect in modern [...]

Attention All Versifiers: Wonkette Proudly Presents Your Donald Trump Inaugural Poetry Contest!

Leonard Pinth-Garnell was, sadly, unavailable. [Update: Looks like we were hornswoggled by the Poet Lariat! See end of post — Dok] Greetings, Culture Vultures, Poetasters, rotten vegetables vendors, would-be Vogons, and of course Paula Nancy [...]