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Mike Pence’s Mysterious Brother Wants To Play Politics

We’re headed to headed to Indiana for a peek at the Sixth District! We’d normally skip such a deep red race, but we felt the need to talk about this one because of how much we don’t know about its Republican candidate, Greg Pence. The [...]
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Rudy Giuliani’s Exit Interview: A Play In One Act

Retiring to spend more time with Donald Trump Conscious Uncoupling [The following is a dramatic rendition of the conversation between Greenberg Traurig chairman Richard Rosenbaum and Rudolph Giuliani. We’re absolutely certain it went down [...]
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U.S. and China Play Chicken on Trade, and Neither Swerves

2 months ago | 0 comment
China’s $ 300 billion plan for government assistance, Made in China 2025, calls for helping cutting-edge industries by providing low-interest loans from state-controlled banks, guaranteeing large market shares in China and offering [...]
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Laura Ingraham Taking ‘Week Off’ At Big Happy Farm Where She Can Run And Play With Bill O’Reilly

2 months ago | 0 comment
Wait, when was she on ABC? Oh, 2014 — in The Before Times Laura Ingraham announced Friday she’d be taking a week off for Easter break, and no, heavens no, she isn’t stepping away from her Fox News set just because advertisers have been [...]
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Sean Hannity Swallows Obama’s Fake Sperm Then Spits It Back Up: A Play In Three Very Stupid Acts

3 months ago | 0 comment
If all you see when you look at this portrait is sperm, somethin’s wrong with you, oh boy! If you ever wanted to see what gets Sean Hannity’s jizzes flowing, and more specifically the process by which that happens, you need to start with [...]
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Toronto Journal: Shivering? That’s for City Folk. For Islanders, Ice Time Is Play Time.

4 months ago | 0 comment
The closest thing to a store is the “trading post” — an open wood shelter where residents leave their castoff books, toys and clothes for neighbors to pick through. If they need booze, or rice, or a light bulb, well, they have to [...]
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Turkey’s Erdogan Tries to Play Nice, After a Year of Bashing Europe

5 months ago | 0 comment
On Wednesday night, Mr. Erdogan signaled a rapprochement with European leaders in an interview with Turkish reporters aboard a plane to Tunisia. “I always say this: We are obliged to lessen the number of foes and increase the number [...]
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Sean Hannity Steps On Dick And Eats It: A Play In One Very Short Act

5 months ago | 0 comment
You eat your own dick with that mouth, Sean Hannity? A little while ago, in our post about all the different ways Devin Nunes and Fox News and the rest of the GOP are obstructing justice for Donald Trump and undermining the Robert Mueller investigation, [...]
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A Hassle-Free Play on the U.S. Real Estate Sector

5 months ago | 0 comment
ETF Talk Real estate investment trusts (REITs) have seen a spike in popularity in 2017. REITs typically purchase office buildings, hotels and other properties to produce income. The Vanguard REIT ETF (VNQ) is a hassle-free play on the U.S. [...]
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Donald Trump Fucks Himself Live On Twitter: A Play In Three Acts

6 months ago | 0 comment
Yesterday was HOOBOY! Felt like we had our fingers in the socket all damn day long. So we almost missed this delightful little legal drama that unfolded on Twitter last night when we were trying to get our blood pressure back under control. [...]