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HEY-O, IT’S MUELLER TIME! Starring Paul Manafort! Again! LOL!

OH HEY FRIDAY! Just when we thought this was just going to be a super fucking shitty day with no good news, Robert Mueller dropped YET ANOTHER superseding indictment on top of Paul Manafort’s ass, to go with his earlier request this week [...]
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Paul Begala says Mitch McConnell is guilty of “borderline treason”

Democratic strategist Paul Begala, who played a key role in helping get President Clinton elected to the White House in 1992, joins us for a free-ranging discussion  about the Trump era and whether America can survive the unprecedented attacks [...]
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Judge Tells Maine Gov. Paul LePage To Expand Medicaid Or GTFO

1 month ago | 0 comment
And he does, every time he has a microphone in front of him. Maine Gov. Paul LePage really, really, really hates poor people, and recognizes the very clear logic that if only poor people would stop being poor, they wouldn’t need any government [...]
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Paul Ryan Gets Cucked By Priest

2 months ago | 0 comment
Lord, let me get out of here in one piece! HOSANNA! Paul Ryan has called off the Protestant Reformation in the House of Representatives. Yesterday, Reverend Patrick Conroy un-resigned his position as House Chaplain. And Paul Ryan, the “political [...]
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Paul Ryan: Sure Would Be A Shame If Some Election Stopped Our Cover-Ups For Trump

2 months ago | 0 comment
Probably getting a ‘clarification’ ready right now We think the stress of having a majority in the White House and Congress may be getting to Republicans. They don’t have Barack Obama to yell at anymore — not that they don’t still [...]
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Paul Manafort’s Latest Attempt To Shut Down Mueller Investigation Is … LOLOLOLOL NOPE!

3 months ago | 0 comment
POP QUIZ: How many days has it been since a federal judge told Paul Manafort to eat three dicks and call her in the morning? TIME’S UP! If you guessed “It was Friday, right?” you win the magical prize, which is shut up, Wonkette does [...]
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Maine Gov. Paul LePage Tells Maine Voters To Suck His Dick, Pretty Much (This Is A Post About Medicaid)

3 months ago | 0 comment
Guess what body part I’m being? Oh, you guessed! Even as he’s in his final year as governor of Maine, Paul LePage has been remarkably consistent in keeping his pledge to be the biggest asshole he can possibly be. Last November, Maine voters [...]
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Paul backs Pompeo, ensuring confirmation as secretary of state

3 months ago | 0 comment
Sen. Rand Paul’s (left) surprising turnabout on Mike Pompeo came after multiple conversations with President Donald Trump, the Kentucky Republican said. | Mark Wilson/Getty [...]
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How Rand Paul could still stop Pompeo

3 months ago | 0 comment
President Donald Trump is convinced Rand Paul won’t let him down. But the Kentucky Republican is showing no signs of backing off his fight to stop Mike Pompeo from becoming secretary of state. After a telephone call with Trump on Wednesday [...]
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The Tragedy of Paul Ryan

3 months ago | 0 comment
Paul Ryan came to Congress as a Jack Kemp conservative and will depart as a Donald Trump Republican. It’s more complicated than that, certainly. History requires nuance and texture. But legacies are reductive by nature. The House speaker [...]