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Did Darrell Issa Set This Other Congressman’s Marriage ON FIRE? (Get It, He Is An Arsonist)

HE SEEMS NICE. I AIN’T SAYIN’ HE A GOLD DIGGER. But he ain’t messing with no divorce settlement of less than $ 100,000 for every month they were married! Okay, $ 93,750. But that is Congressman Mike Turner’s final offer! Ohio Rep. [...]
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Why is the U.S. lagging behind other countries in closing the gender pay gap?

Iceland has made the top ten list consistently for the past several years. But they’re not sitting comfortably at the top: Iceland’s government says its work striving for equal pay isn’t done. A new law in the country requires all [...]
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Oh Hi Julian Assange, What Are Your ‘Other Channels’ For Snuggling With Sean Hannity?

3 weeks ago | 0 comment
Time to die…laughing. After Sean Hannity’s Twitter account mysteriously vanished for a few hours of blessed silence during the weekend, lots of Hannity fans were certain the Deep State had deep-sixed the Fox News conspiracy hoser because [...]
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Trump and the media are trying to destroy each other, Howard Kurtz says

4 weeks ago | 0 comment
Howard Kurtz writes that he doesn’t like either political party and believes “even the best politicians can be self-serving hypocrites.” | Albin Lohr-Jones/picture-alliance/dpa/AP [...]
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Has the government shut down yet? And 8 other questions.

1 month ago | 0 comment
Has the government shut down yet? No. It’s up to the Senate now, but prospects look dim. The latest 1:00 p.m., Friday President Trump invited Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., [...]
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Kevin McCarthy Gives Trump Red And Pink Starbursts, Not The Other Colors, Those Are Shithole Starbursts

1 month ago | 0 comment
This is what Trump looks like when he’s pretty sure Kevin McCarthy is hiding Starbursts in his pants. In the running contest to determine which Republican member of Congress is the BIGGEST, most embarrassing Daddy’s boy for Donald Trump, [...]
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She Ran From the Cut, and Helped Thousands of Other Girls Escape, Too

1 month ago | 0 comment
“The cultural elders are like a small Parliament in my village,” she said. “They have not gone to school, but they have so much power. All the decisions come from them.” Traditionally, women aren’t allowed to address elders. [...]
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Orrin Hatch Retiring From Senate To Make Way For *Other* Spineless Dweeb Who Hates Poor People

2 months ago | 0 comment
And then Trump devoured Mitt’s still-beating heart. Utah Republican Orrin Hatch, the 83-year-old millionaire who’s spent every day of his four decades in Congress fighting for less-fortunate millionaires, announced Tuesday that he plans [...]
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Chef Gives Up a Star, Reflecting Hardship of ‘the Other France’

2 months ago | 0 comment
On the streets of Montceau there was nobody to reproach Mr. Brochot. The reasons for his gesture appeared obvious. “If they gave me a star I wouldn’t take it, because I wouldn’t be able to sell it,” laughed Olivier Michalak, the [...]
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Trump Only Obstructed Justice In Russia Probe A Bunch Of Other Times, Allegedly

3 months ago | 0 comment
Idiot Golly gee, this news from Thursday night almost got lost! We hope you weren’t under the impression that Donald Trump only allegedly tried to obstruct justice with James Comey and all the other intelligence chiefs. That would be a silly [...]