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Congress Frees Big Banks From Regulations That Kept Them Only Obscenely Profitable

Should be in every edition. Terrific news for the oppressed small-to-great-big banks of America! Yesterday, the House passed its version of the banking bill, which will finally remove some of the regulations put in place on the banking industry [...]
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Global Health: Ebola Erupts Again in Africa, Only Now There’s a Vaccine

“We know from previous outbreaks that the D.R.C. is ready to act, but they need global support to ensure this outbreak is contained effectively,” said Dr. Jeremy Farrar, director of the Wellcome Trust. This outbreak will be the first [...]
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Oklahoma Senate Might Fund Schools, If Only To Get All These Teachers Out Of Their Hair

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Signs you never saw at a Trump rally, part CCLXIV Oklahoma teachers walked out of schools on Monday to demand adequate funding for the state’s schools, and they’re still out today. The strike may be working — the Oklahoma Senate will [...]
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Trump endorses states’ rights — but only when he agrees with the state

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The Trump administration is all in favor of states’ rights. Except when it’s not. Attorney General Jeff Sessions brushed aside state autonomy to sue California over its so-called sanctuary policies that shield undocumented [...]
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3-D Chess: It Only Looks Like Trump Is Throwing Away His Presidency!

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I can’t wait to see Trump’s next move in his game of “3-D chess”! You see, it only looks like Trump is The Worst Negotiator God Ever Created. Instead of telling Democrats, “I won’t even talk about DACA until we have the border wall,” [...]
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The Two Best Times Stormy Daniels’s Lawyer Was SO FUCKIN’ HOT The Past 24 Hours, Because We Only Saw Him On TV Twice

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Hello, sir. There is SO MUCH BREAKING news in the Stormy Daniels case! She did a “60 Minutes” interview! They’ve expanded their lawsuit to include a defamation claim against the Trump thug with the fucked up face, Michael Cohen! Wonkette [...]
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Donald Trump Brags About Making Shit Up, Because Only Losers Need ‘Facts’

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‘It’s got my name on it. You have to let me sit in it and pretend to drive.’ Donald Trump gave a closed-door speech to Republican donors in Missouri yesterday, but the Washington Post got its hands on a recording of the talk. Trump told [...]
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Your Weekly Top Ten Can’t Believe That Sam Nunberg Shit Was Only Five Days Ago

3 months ago | 0 comment
Hi, everyone! It is Saturday which means we are NOT HERE, MOTHERFUCKERS. But your top ten is! Hey, did you hear Sam Nunberg testified for one gazillion hours to the grand jury on Friday? He must know A LOT. Anyway, we cannot believe all that [...]
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If Nashville Mayor Megan Barry Should Stay, She Would Only Be In Your Way …

3 months ago | 0 comment
Megan Barry and her bodyguard Robert Forrest Bad news for all mayors who have that one special bodyguard what is not their husband, the one they take on romantic official mayoral trips to France on the taxpayer dime, who clocks a bunch of overtime [...]
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West Virginia Senate Solves Teachers Strike With Medicaid Cuts Only Paul Ryan Could Love

3 months ago | 0 comment
I’m an educator, I believe in your purpose, I believe in you, and I love our kids. pic.twitter.com/vcjy6z0Jgt — Governor Jim Justice (@WVGovernor) March 6, 2018 West Virginia lawmakers announced today they’d [...]