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Mike Pence’s Mysterious Brother Wants To Play Politics

We’re headed to headed to Indiana for a peek at the Sixth District! We’d normally skip such a deep red race, but we felt the need to talk about this one because of how much we don’t know about its Republican candidate, Greg Pence. The [...]
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John Bolton and Mike Pompeo Are Headed for a Clash

President Trump hopes he has seen the back of the Axis of Adults. He has replaced two key members of his national security team, his secretary of state and national security adviser, with seemingly more pliant advisers, Mike Pompeo in Foggy [...]
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Mike Pompeo Sworn In As Secretary Of Never Contradicting Donald Trump’s Foreign Policy Tweets

5 months ago | 0 comment
Kim respects a man he can look right in the jowls Thursday was a big day for Mike Pompeo, who was confirmed by the Senate as the 70th Secretary of State, then sworn in, then bundled onto a jet and sent off to Brussels for a summit of NATO leaders. [...]
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Mike Pompeo, Trump’s Sec State Nominee, Would Like His Jesus-Times Apocalypse NOW

5 months ago | 0 comment
Dirty. Mike Pompeo loves the Lord. He also wants to be Secretary of State. Generally speaking, this should not be an issue. However, in Pompeo’s case, it’s looking as though his religious views and favored mode of expressing said views [...]
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Court Rules It Was Unconstitutional For Mike Pence To Tell Indianans What Kind Of Fetuses They Can Abort

5 months ago | 0 comment
In March of 2016, just a few months before he would accept Donald Trump’s offer to be his running mate, Mike Pence signed a law in Indiana that would make “selective abortions” illegal. This banned women and others from having abortions [...]
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Mike Pompeo, C.I.A. Director, Is Said to Meet With Kim Jong-un in North Korea

5 months ago | 0 comment
On Tuesday, Mr. Trump also said he would give his blessing to North and South Korea to “discuss the end of the war” when the leaders of those countries meet this month, opening the door to a peace treaty that would replace the armistice [...]
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Uh Oh, Looks Like There’s A Gay Bunny-Shaped Crack In Mike Pence’s Gay-Hatin’ Armor!

6 months ago | 0 comment
Yes. Please everyone say a prayer to the breaking news gods that there will be no more breaking news, because we’d like to write about a couple things that DON’T make us crazy, please. For instance, there is a big old bunny-shaped crack [...]
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Oh So Mike Pence Is Allowed To Be Alone With GAY GUYS He’s Not Married To. Gotcha.

6 months ago | 0 comment
Yes. Last month during the very wonderful Winter Olympic Games, Vice President Michael “Bubbles” Pence, who calls his wife “Mother,” and is not allowed to be alone with ladies what are not his wife, because he might just start UNCONTROLLABLY [...]
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Mike Pence Has This Terrible Pain In All The Diodes Down His Left Side

7 months ago | 0 comment
Question to Vice President Pence about Rob Porter: “Can you comment on why you often seem a little bit out of the loop on some of this major news?” pic.twitter.com/oi5vt8iKS5 — CSPAN (@cspan) February [...]
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Badass Gay Figure Skater ‘Bout To Land Perfect Triple Axel UP MIKE PENCE’S ASS

7 months ago | 0 comment
Adam Rippon, already an Olympic hero! Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod! It is almost time for the Olympics, which is the most wonderful time of the every two years, according to yr Wonkette! It starts tomorrow! The Olympics [...]