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If Nashville Mayor Megan Barry Should Stay, She Would Only Be In Your Way …

Megan Barry and her bodyguard Robert Forrest Bad news for all mayors who have that one special bodyguard what is not their husband, the one they take on romantic official mayoral trips to France on the taxpayer dime, who clocks a bunch of overtime [...]
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Did Cheatin’ Nashville Mayor Megan Barry Do Naked Time On The Public Dime? SOLID MAYBE!

Megan Barry and her ex-boyfriend/hot cop Robert Forrest Loyal Wonkette readers will remember the tale we told a few weeks back, about badass progressive Nashville Mayor Megan Barry, who is in a wee spot of trouble right now, because not only [...]
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NWA Told Badass Nashville Mayor To Fuck Tha Police, So She Did

7 months ago | 0 comment
Megan Barry Know that thing when there is a news story and exactly zero of your reactions are appropriate? Welcome to this post! Megan Barry is the very cool progressive mayor of Nashville. From our perch down the road in Memphis, she has always [...]
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Very Stable Geniuses Try To Arrest London’s Mayor For High Crime Of Brownness

7 months ago | 0 comment
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party wishes it to be known these gents are far too nutso for the OMRLP. Six or seven anti-Muslim, pro-Brexit idiots calling themselves the “White Pendragons” tried to pull off a citizens’ arrest of London [...]
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Time To Arrest NYC Mayor Bill De Blasio For Crimes Against Exxon!

7 months ago | 0 comment
This is the future liberals want. (Image courtesy Mitchell Joachim, Terreform ONE) Here’s a little compare and contrast exercise for you! Take a look at Florida Governor Rick Scott — no, not a direct look, you’ll go blind! — and at [...]
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Drinky Drunky Florida Mayor And Roid Raging Husband Audition For Carl Hiaasen Novel. Um, Allegedly.

9 months ago | 0 comment
Any similarity between closed captions and actual statements purely coincidental Mayor Joy Cooper of Hallandale Beach, Florida, was not having a great night at last Wednesday’s city commission, repeatedly slurring her words and appearing, [...]
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Ex-New Orleans mayor asks judge to throw out his conviction

10 months ago | 0 comment
NEW ORLEANS (AP) – Former New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin has asked a federal judge to throw out his corruption conviction, citing a recent Supreme Court decision making it more difficult to convict public officials of bribery. Acting as [...]
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Donald Trump Knows Who Did The Hurricane, It Is That Lady Mayor Bitch

10 months ago | 0 comment
POOR, UNAPPRECIATED DONALD TRUMP! After all he’s done for them, and those ungrateful brown islanders just whine and complain. It’s dark!, they say, and we have no water! Luckily Donald Trump’s crack media team made this handy video so [...]
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Donald Trump’s attack on San Juan mayor triggers angry tweets from Lin-Manuel Miranda, others

11 months ago | 0 comment
Critics tore into President Trump after he targeted the mayor of San Juan, Puerto Rico, with “Hamilton” creator Lin-Manuel Miranda among the loudest lashing back in response to the president’s Saturday morning Twitter rant. “You’re [...]
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Trump Takes Break From Golfing To Tweet Asshole Things At The Mayor Of San Juan

11 months ago | 0 comment
A really fun thing about the future we all now live in is that one can run a fever for two days, avoid all the news and spend the whole time watching Criminal Minds, only to return to a world that is definitely weirder than a fever dream and [...]