06012020What's Hot:
Let’s Liveblog Donald Trump Jr.’s Senate Lies, Since There’s Obviously Nothing Else Going On Today
Damn Senate Judiciary Committee Republicans for dumping every document they have on the June 9, 2016, Trump Tower Treason Meeting between Donald Trump Jr., Paul Manafort, Jared Kushner, and a passel of Russian spies, in a clear effort to get [...]
Guess We’ll Liveblog Sarah Huckabee Sanders’s Lying Yip-Yap Session, Since Nothing Else Is Going On
yes it’s time to do this again Hey guys, don’t even know why we’re doing this, since it’s such a SLOW FRIDAY ZZZZZZZZ. But, you know, with America being on fire and everything, and the arsonist in the White House running around enraged [...]
Hey Jeff Sessions! Gonna Do Perjuries To Congress Today? Let’s Liveblog And Find Out!
he is just so pretty WHEE, IT IS JEFF SESSIONS LIVEBLOG DAY! Sessions is testifying for the House Judiciary Committee … NOW! Wonkette long ago lost track of Sessions’s various lies about his involvement in the Trump-Russia conspiracy, and [...]
Hey Jeff Sessions, You Feeling Perjury-Tastic Today? A Liveblog!
Perhaps. It’s time! “Recused” shithead yokel Attorney General Jeff Sessions is testifying before the Senate Intelligence Committee, and we are LIVEBLOGGING IT. Right here! Right now! The good senators are just curious about a few things, [...]
Let’s Liveblog Trump’s Day After Comey Day News Conference, About James Comey!
actual president Oh how thrilling! Donald Trump has invited the Romanian president over for Pussgrab ‘n’ Chill at the White House, and they are going to do a news conference! Presumably Romania President will talk about Romania, and Trump [...]
HAPPY COMEY DAY! Let’s Liveblog Story Time With Uncle Jim!
TELL US THE STORIES Good morning Wonkers! Are you ready for fired FBI director James Comey’s testimony before the Senate Intelligence Committee, which is the only Christmas we may get this year, considering how Donald Trump is still president [...]
Oh Hell, Let’s Liveblog Sean Spicer Emerging From The Bushes And Stepping On His Dick
Sean Spicer Oh hey, Press Secretary Sean Spicer is back from getting his grundle professionally cleaned or whatever, so he’s doing the White House press briefing! DO NOT CRY BECAUSE YOU MISS SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS. That would be very stupid! Let’s [...]
Let’s Liveblog Sarah Huckabee Sanders Lying About Comey Firing, Just Like Daddy Taught Her!
Just as smart as Daddy. Sarah Huckabee Sanders, spawn of Mike Huckabee, has been all over the TV since Donald Trump fired FBI Director James Comey, saying REALLY STUPID LIES about how the Trump Russia investigation is SO OVER, and how she doesn’t [...]
Sally Yates Senate Hearing Testimony Liveblog! WHO IS READY TO RUMBLE???
Everybody ready for some Senate-Judiciary Trump-Russia Sally Yates whatever-other-SEO-terms-should-be-here LIVEBLOG? US TOO! Even though it is Evan’s day off and we’re not sure it’s even ALLOWED for us to handle the midday-drunk-typing, [...]

Hey, Should We Liveblog Sean Spicer’s Press Conference Right Now? Okay If You Insist!

Sean Spicer Sean Spicer has had a very bad time lately trying to keep up with, well, you know, ALL OF IT. Every day he comes out and tries not to yell at the press corps, and he lasts a few minutes while he’s reading his notes and then they [...]