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Everyone Mourns Differently. Father Of Texas School Shooter Mourns Like A Dick

Antonios Pagourtzis and a much younger Dimitrios Pagourtzis. Look, we know everyone grieves differently after a tragedy. Lord knows there were all sorts of terrible rightwing tweets about the fact that some of the Marjory Stoneman Douglas High [...]
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President Poop Clown HEREBY DEMANDS To Be Treated Like Halfwit Wannabe Dictator He Is!

SOMEBODY woke up on the wrong side of his gold-plated pooper Sunday morning! Kinda like he does on all the days! Let’s check in with the Official Presidential Proclamation Generator and see what random words it’s misspelling for us this [...]
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The Mafia Reporter With a Police Escort (and the 200 Journalists Like Him)

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He was feeding his dog outside his country home, when two men jumped him, grabbed his right arm, and twisted it behind his back until his shoulder muscles tore in three places. “The only words the attackers told me that day were, ‘Mind [...]
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Indiana’s GOP Senate Candidate Wants America Run Like Business. His Business Sucks Ass.

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Joe Donnelly and Mike Braun. Hell of a lot of forehead in this race. Yr Wonkette has noticed something interesting as we’ve been working through all 33 US Senate races this year: Seems like a hell of a lot of Democrats get listed as “one [...]
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Did Roid-Rage Bigot Attorney Aaron Schlossberg’s Partner Run Screaming Away From Him? Looks Like!

5 days ago | 0 comment
New York Attorney Aaron Schlossberg became very, very famous yesterday after video footage of him berating two women for speaking in Spanish, to each other and not to him, surfaced on the internet. He was deeply upset about this and threatened [...]
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What, It’s Not Like He Called Them ‘Rats’ And ‘Vermin’ And ‘Parasites’

6 days ago | 0 comment
Is Donald Trump saying something racist? His mouth is open. The Grating Communicator held a round-table discussion of California’s “sanctuary” laws at the White House yesterday, so he could hear from all the affected parties, as long [...]
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E.U. Official Takes Donald Trump to Task: ‘With Friends Like That’ …

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“With friends like that, who needs enemies.” That was how Donald Tusk, one of the European Union’s top officials, took President Trump to task on Wednesday, offering the latest look at how the Continent’s leaders are trying [...]
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Michael Cohen Would Like This Qatari Guy To Put The Millions In The Bag Please, He’ll See That The Trump Family Gets It

7 days ago | 0 comment
You can just Venmo me a couple million, I’ll make sure it gets to him! WTF is going on here? Did Michael Cohen really try to shake down the Qatari sovereign wealth fund for the Trump family? Is that what Michael Avenatti was getting at in [...]
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Dennis Prager’s Fake ‘University’ Is Back, Lying Like A Common Trump U

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As everyone knows, the only real racism is from people dressed like this. Hey remember the history liars at Dennis Prager’s “Prager University”? Since their bullshit video about how Democrats are totally the KKK got tweeted all over the [...]
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Slumlord Millionaire Sean Hannity Evicts Poor People Like A Common Kushner

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A garbage man and his garbage apartments Sean Hannity is a goddamn humanitarian for investing some of his Fox News millions in low-income housing (purchased with loans supported by Uncle Sam). After his real estate holdings became known, Hannity [...]