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The Kids Of Douglas High Would Like You To Kindly Stuff Your Thoughts, Prayers And Guns, Please

[embedded content] We closed out yesterday’s Children’s Garden of Stupid Shit Wingnuts Said about the Florida high school shootings with some terrific tweets from students at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, telling Donald Trump and [...]
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Looks Like Robert Mueller Has A New Little Buddy, And It Is Rick Gates!

That is Rick Gates! Golly, it seems like it’s been a minute since we’ve talked about the Robert Mueller investigation. That is because Robert Mueller is QUIET LIKE CAT AFTER MIDNIGHT! But that doesn’t mean stuff hasn’t been happening, [...]
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Boy Howdy, Trump Is NOT Gonna Like This Reince Priebus Interview

1 week ago | 0 comment
Winner! The parade of books about the first year of the shitshow-iest shitshow presidency ever to shit all over America continues apace! Today, we have an adapted excerpt from the upcoming paperback version of Chris Whipple’s The Gatekeepers: [...]
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Trump Giving Out Security Clearances Like Jizz-Stained Copies Of Forbes

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As the scandal of former White House secretary and wife beater Rob Porter unfolded last week, we learned that — just like Porter — there are “dozens” of White House officials who lack a proper security clearance. According to White [...]
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Alex Jones Knows Deep State Is Boning The Stock Market To Make Trump Look Like Big Stupid Dumbass

2 weeks ago | 0 comment
Wall Street expert “AND I’M FREEEEEEE! My name is the Dow Jones and I’m FREEEE FALLLLLIN’!” OK, it’s not funny, we’ll stop. But oh boy, on Friday, the Dow Jones fell 666 points, and on Monday, it leaned into failure even further, [...]
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What life as a refugee is really like

3 weeks ago | 0 comment
Just imagine you’re running from the only home you’ve ever known. Literally running. Our group had 60 seconds to choose five items to take with us on our journey — things like money, a cell phone, shoes, clothing, a passport and [...]
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Trump Admin Done Providing Things Like ‘Food And Water’ To Puerto Rico! Half Of A Job, FEMA!

3 weeks ago | 0 comment
Heck of a job! Excellent news! Conditions in Puerto Rico have gotten so terrific that the Federal Emergency Management Agency has decided it will cut off deliveries of emergency food and water to hurricane victims there. It sure is great that [...]
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Everything On Fire At FBI Now (It Is A Metaphorical Fire, Not, Like, The Reichstag. But Maybe That Too!)

3 weeks ago | 0 comment
Hillary Clinton in man drag Strange breaking news that we were at once completely expecting yet not expecting to hear today. FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe is quitting, which we knew was going to happen; he was planning on peacing the fuck [...]
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Trump re-engages after quiet shutdown weekend: ‘He’s like Houdini’

1 month ago | 0 comment
The shutdown drama taught White House aides a lesson: When it comes to President Donald Trump, sometimes less is more. For about 48 hours this weekend, Trump kept an unusually low profile, making no public appearances and keeping [...]
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We may all be talking like Trump for years to come, linguist says

1 month ago | 0 comment
Each of Trump’s tweets is a strategy. He has four strategies. One, frame first, meaning get your understanding of the situation out there. Two, divert attention from things you don’t want people to pay attention to, for example [...]