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Donald Trump Just Hallucinating Now, Sees Shade Of Melania When She’s Not There

[embedded content] Melanie Trump hasn’t been seen in public since she went away to the hospital for treatment of a benign kidney issue 15 days ago. But no worries, she’s recovered tremendously, even though Donald kind of forgot her name [...]
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NICE TIME! Judge Rules Kid Who Just Wanted To Pee Can Pee

Holy shit, it’s Nice Times AGAIN! There is a lot of bad stuff happening, for sure. But Gavin Grimm and the rest of the kids in the Fourth Circuit can pee where they like in school now because yet another federal court just ruled that discrimination [...]
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Is Facebook Just a Platform? A Lawyer to the Stars Says No

5 days ago | 0 comment
BELFAST, Northern Ireland — Paul Tweed made his name suing news organizations like CNN, Forbes and The National Enquirer on behalf of Hollywood movie stars, winning high-profile cases for celebrities like Britney Spears and Justin [...]
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Deleted Comments: Are All You Diversity Supremacists Inbread Or Just Jewish?

7 days ago | 0 comment
Why so mean to Hitler, huh? Oh, what a lovely little Shitferbrains we have for you today, Wonkers! It’s full of some of the most original trolling we’ve ever seen, and… OK, actually, it’s the same derp as ever, albeit with at one new [...]
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New York Times Wonders If It MAY Have Shit Bed A Tiny On That Little Trump-Russia Story Just That One Time

2 weeks ago | 0 comment
The New York Times has a CROSSFIRE HURRICANE of a scoopty scoop for you today, and it is that — hold on to your loved ones and put the pregnant women and children outside in a shed — it may have gotten a story wrong once, just a little [...]
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Scott Pruitt Just Trying To Kill You Is All

2 weeks ago | 0 comment
This is not a threat. But Scott Pruitt is. Scott Pruitt came to the EPA with the explicit aim of making the agency friendlier to industry, since obviously its first 40-odd years were biased in favor of air, water, wildlife, and human health. [...]
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Sarah Palin’s Brain Just Went Rogue Again

2 weeks ago | 0 comment
Oh oopsie doncha know a coupla reporters from the LAMESTREAM MEDIA decided to catch up with Sarah Palin to see what she thinks about the original maverick John McCain, who taught her how to be a Double Maverick and also Go Rogue, and how it’s [...]
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Why the Democrats Just Lost the Senate

2 weeks ago | 0 comment
For Democrats, the Don Blankenship dream is over. The coal-mining baron and ex-con was a pleasant diversion—the prospect of yet another train-wreck Republican candidate was exactly the kind of opponent that Sen. Joe Manchin needed in his [...]
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Hey Trump, YOU BEEN FUCKIN’? The Entire Internet Is Just Curious!

3 weeks ago | 0 comment
Have you seen the “Not Broidy” story trending on internet dot com? Over at New York Magazine, Paul Campos has a VERY GOOD THEORY that the $ 1.6 million payout, arranged by Trump idiot Michael Cohen, that went to Playboy model Shera [...]
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Ghazni Journal: In an Afghan City on the Brink, Government Control Is Just an Idea

3 weeks ago | 0 comment
GHAZNI CITY, Afghanistan — What does it feel like to live in an Afghan city on the brink of falling to the Taliban? The residents of Ghazni, a provincial capital of 280,000 people about 110 miles south of the capital, Kabul, on a [...]