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Jesus Wept.
Unclear whether kid said ‘Jehova’ or … Ow! Stop that! A daycare teacher in Forrest City, Arkansas, had a really smart idea to teach a four-year-old boy that you shouldn’t throw rocks: Have other kids throw rocks at the little boy! In [...]
Donald Trump Celebrates The Risen Lord With Threats To Deport Jesús
But he’ll kick them out with great heart Donald Trump spent his Easter Sunday reflecting on the Gospels’ message of love and peace, plus watching “Fox & Friends” and having a meltdown about all the scary brown people trying to sneak [...]
Qasr al-Yahud Journal: Clearing Land Mines From the Spot Where Jesus Is Said to Have Been Baptized
Now, in an effort to rehabilitate and open up the rest of the site, the Halo Trust, a British-American mine clearance charity, has begun a mine-clearing operation with the cooperation of the Israeli National Mine Action Authority, working [...]

I Can’t Believe I Used To Think Paul Manafort Was The Boring One, HOLY JESUS SHIT!

Way back in the summer of 2016, or “before the dawn of time,” shit was getting hinky with Paul Manafort, Donald Trump’s campaign manager, and “Ukraine.” There was lots of shade and mundane crookedness going on, but how interesting [...]
Jesus Freaks Have BEST Plan To Take Schools Back To The 300 Years Of The 17th Century
Your tax dollars at work Now that the Trump administration has a secretary of Education who’s committed to dismantling public education through “school choice” and misspelled press releases, there are plenty of nice rightwing Christianists [...]
Trump Bigger Than Jesus! Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 1, 2017
Morning Wonketariat! Here’s some of the things we may be talking about today, but first, have some koala nice times. [embedded content]The fight for the Trump/Ryan tax cuts (for the super rich) will continue today after Mitch McConnell [...]
Jesus Christ, Dana Loesch.
On Friday, the NRA released another one of Dana Loesch’s charming video missives, and perhaps the most ridiculous one so far. If you have not seen it, pretty much nothing I can say will prepare you for the experience. “We are witnesses [...]
Jeff Sessions Happier Than A Pig In Shit To Fuck The Gays For Trump And Jesus
ugh There’s a lot going on, so you might not have heard Attorney General Jeff Sessions has been fucking LGBT people this week with the neck of his Deliverance banjo. This is on top of how the Department of Health and Human Services decided [...]
Did Roy Moore Make A Grifty Fib? Lucky He Has That Hotline To Jesus!
You know Alabama Senate hopeful Roy Moore is a bigot and a gayhater. You know he wears a backward cowboy hat and waves around a capgun like an eight-year-old Yosemite Sam on Halloween. Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore pulls out his [...]
Roy Moore Only Used Racial Slurs Because He Was Quoting Jesus, OK?
This weekend, Judge Roy Moore — who is currently competing against the Trump-backed Luther Strange to be the Republican nominee for Alabama’s Jeff Sessions-imprinted Senate seat — gave a speech about race in which he referred to Native [...]