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Lucky Jared Kushner Follows Double Rainbow To Pot Of Gold!

Jared Kushner is one hell of a lucky guy! After watching his father flail around for a year trying to refinance the family’s devil building at 666 Fifth Avenue, Jared can now sleep easy knowing that a Qatari-backed real estate company will [...]
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Ivanka Trump, Jared Kushner house-hunting in Washington

Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner are eyeing a house considerably larger than the roughly 7,000-square-foot manse they’re renting in the Kalorama neighborhood in Washington [...]
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Guess Jared Kushner Found $89 Million In His Couch Cushions To Buy Back His Devil Building! Huh!

1 month ago | 0 comment
I’m a BIG BOY! Jared Kushner has got some ‘splainin’ to do! His family is all the way underwater on their 666 devil building in Manhattan, with income only covering half of its annual payments, and an ugly $ 1.4 BILLION payment looming [...]
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Roseanne vs. Jared Yates Sexton

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The reboot of Roseanne Barr’s eponymous show “Roseanne” has caused a bit of controversy, not just in that both the real-Roseanne and her fictional TV character are both Trump supporters, but in the way that Roseanne is whitewashing Trump’s [...]
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And Now, A Timely Reminder That Jared Kushner Is A Goddamn Moron

2 months ago | 0 comment
This story should not be brand new to Wonkette readers, as we wrote about it last year, when we first learned about that time Jared ‘n’ Ivanka, early in the Trump administration, met with Cecile Richards, the head of Planned Parenthood, [...]
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Did Saudi Prince Torture A Guy On Jared Kushner’s Info? This Is Not ‘Good’

2 months ago | 0 comment
Is this the picture on the Saudi prince’s nightstand? If not why not? (Orig. picture from Ivanka’s Instagram) Did we not JUST FINISH a story about the weirdo Saudi Arabian/Emirati angle of the Robert Mueller investigation? We did! What [...]
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Jared Kushner Fucked How Many Ways From Sunday? All Of Them, Katie

3 months ago | 0 comment
dipshit HOLY FUCKING AVALANCHE OF STORIES about Jared Kushner, and how his dimpled butt ain’t got no Top Secret security clearance no more, due to how his dimpled butt is compromised as a motherfucker! Late Tuesday afternoon, Politico broke [...]
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Robert Mueller All Up In Jared Kushner’s Fucked Up Money Business Again, Oh Shit!

3 months ago | 0 comment
YOUR TURN! We have this feeling that the Robert Mueller investigation is finally getting to the real meat of the fireworks show. We had the indictments of 13 Russians related to the more piddly-ass side of the Russian hacking operation (the [...]
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That Time Russians Tried To Hit Up The Trump Campaign But Jared Accidentally Hit The ‘Fuck You’ Button

6 months ago | 0 comment
STUPID Last week, Wonkette was very curious about a line from the Senate Judiciary Committee’s latest letter to Jared Kushner, demanding that he please release ALL his Russian emails and other communications. Committee chair Chuck Grassley [...]
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Jared Kushner: Oh, THAT Russian Money? I Didn’t Know You Meant THAT Russian Money!

7 months ago | 0 comment
dipshit We don’t know how to tell you this, but it’s possible Jared Kushner may have forgotten about yet another Russian connection. We know! It is weird how he always forgets those. He is always meeting with Russian ambassadors and sanctioned [...]