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James Comey Is The Hillary Clinton Of Classified Memos

James Comey Long ago and far away in an America that was not yet made great again, a lady named Hillary Clinton barely escaped living out the rest of her days in solitary because of #EMAILS. But yea, though she didst have a criminal black heart, [...]
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Oh, James Comey, You Sassy Bitch! Wonkagenda For April 16, 2018

Morning Wonketariat! Here’s some of the things we may be talking about today. Former FBI director James Comey sat down with George Stephanopoulos and spilled his guts in a wide-ranging interview last night. Comey said Trump is “morally [...]
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7 striking details from James Comey’s new book

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Former FBI Director James Comey writes in his new book that he felt concerned about President Donald Trump’s priorities after he and other top intelligence officials [...]
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Wait, Trump LIED His Spray-Tanned Nuts Off About James Comey? How Could That BEEEEE?

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Dana Boente is the general counsel for the FBI, handpicked for that position by FBI Director Chris Wray. In the past year and a half, Boente has also been the US attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia, the acting attorney general, and [...]
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Andrew McCabe Maybe Purged From FBI For Being Better Than A Common James Fucking Comey

3 months ago | 0 comment
burn him! Donald Trump gets very confused when he tries to figure out how Democrats can simultaneously STILL BE MAD at former FBI director James Comey for sticking Hillary Clinton’s emails back into the campaign 11 DAYS BEFORE THE ELECTION, [...]
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Mueller is ready to question President Trump after interviewing James Comey

3 months ago | 0 comment
Former FBI Director James Comey was interviewed by special counsel Robert Mueller in 2017 as part of the ongoing investigation into President Donald Trump’s alleged campaign ties to the Russian government. Comey discussed the series [...]
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That Google Douche James Damore Suing For CIVIL RIGHTS! (For White Conservative Males)

3 months ago | 0 comment
It is an ironclad law of conservatism that white men are ALWAYS the victims, and James Damore is a law-abiding resident of Whinyass Conservative Snowflake Land. We read his tearjerker complaint this morning, and now we are stupider. Sure Google [...]
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The Bland Philosophy of James Comey’s Twitter Feed

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One of the bizarro lessons of our bizarro time is that inside every taciturn lawperson is a tweeting fool who longs to go wild with emoji, memes and subtweets thick with innuendo. These days, when notable squares—Preet Bharara [...]
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Breitbart And James O’Keefe: Oh, Never Mind, We Were Just Lying!

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Is this the face of a child molester? Let’s rephrase the question… Now that Roy Moore has actually lost his run for the US Senate and is on his way to becoming an angry trivia question, a couple of rightwing media figures are explaining [...]
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Clarence Thomas’s Wife Gives James O’Keefe Award For Defending Puberty

5 months ago | 0 comment
We saw a thing on the internet where it said Ginni Thomas, wife of SCOTUS Justice Clarence “Who Pubed My Coke” Thomas, had given Important Journalist James “Who Pubed My Dildo Love Boat, Aw Shucks It Was Probably Me” O’Keefe an award [...]