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You Fucking Love Science, So Vote Some Fucking Scientists Into Office!

Science in America is under attack. We are seeing the dumbification of our country, just so a few Trump bootlickers can make some extra bread to buy another fur-lined yacht or diamond tipped backscratcher or mahogany and ivory swastika. Let’s [...]
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Don’t Tell Glenn Greenwald To STFU Because He’s Gay! Do It Because He’s A FUCKING IDIOT.

He knows you are but what are he? Oh boy, Glenn Greenwald is having a day on the internet! OK, to be fair, it started yesterday, because Greenwald is prone to being dumb on the internet multiple days in a row. While lots of people were having [...]
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Everybody Who Maybe Bribed Michael Cohen Needs To STOP FUCKING TALKING RIGHT NOW

3 months ago | 0 comment
Quick update on Michael Cohen and his secret Essential Consultants LLC, where companies from sea to shining sea and also in foreign lands can pay bribes (maybe!) for access to the president, or for other purposes, like buying one thousand [...]
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Tom Price Sad GOP Killed Obamacare Mandate, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

4 months ago | 0 comment
Don’t you talk about reforms, you bastard. Former Health and Human Services Secretary Tom Price did his level best to sabotage the Affordable Care Act while he was running HHS. But now Price has decided, with the luxury of perspective, that [...]
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Michelle Wolf Was Fucking Fabulous And Transcendent At The White House Correspondent’s Dinner, So Shut Up

4 months ago | 0 comment
Donald Trump did not attend the White House Correspondent’s Dinner last night, for the second year in a row. He chose, instead, to have a rally of his own in Michigan like a big baby. He likes PRAISE, ok? But even so, he had some thoughts [...]
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A Fucking Bible Lesson About Throwing Stones For Dumbass Trumper Rent-A-Pastor Greg Locke

5 months ago | 0 comment
Dear Pissant Shit Baby Bible Grifter For Trump Greg Locke: To be honest, we don’t know why we’re writing this letter to a Trump-obsessed rent-a-pastor who’s been credibly accused of beating the woman who is now his ex-wife, after allegedly [...]
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Rick Santorum Is Fucking Asshole

5 months ago | 0 comment
[embedded content] Former one-term US senator and twice-failed presidential candidate Rick Santorum, who apparently can’t find honest work, still has a talking head job at CNN for no discernible reason, so on “State of the Union” yesterday, [...]
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Donald Trump Deigns To Not Fucking Shut Down Government In Today’s Manic Frenzy

5 months ago | 0 comment
“My highest duty is to keep America safe, nothing more important,” Pres. Trump says. “The omnibus bill reverses this dangerous defense,” he continues, referring to his dissatisfaction with [...]
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We Are In DC, Gon’ TAKE YOUR FUCKING GUNS :D

5 months ago | 0 comment
A couple weeks ago, we left Montana to head to DC for the #teens’ March For Our Lives (we drive slow). We stopped by to see our girlfriend on the way out of town, and her friendly, not-stupid, but very racist trucker boyfriend was so happy [...]
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Court Orders Scott Walker To Stop Fucking The Badger

5 months ago | 0 comment
Okay, yes, all hell is breaking loose and we’re probably going to wind up in a war. But we did manage to find you a NiceTimes post on this crazyass Friday afternoon. Because guess which beady-eyed little bastard governor got smacked down [...]