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Donald Trump’s Kiddie Concentration Camps

Donald Trump’s policy of taking immigrant children away from their parents and sending them to kiddie prison camps has enraged the public, and is even causing an outcry from Republicans in Congress, former GOP administration officials, and [...]
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Donald dreams of dictators

President Donald Trump reliably tells the truth on one thing: He likes the way dictators do business. “He speaks, and his people sit up at attention,” Trump said on Friday morning of North Korean despot Kim Jong Un in an interview with [...]
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Sanford’s fatal sin: Crossing Donald Trump

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In the end, it wasn’t the Appalachian Trail that brought down Mark Sanford. It was President Donald Trump. The South Carolina congressman’s stunning defeat in Tuesday’s Republican primary effectively ended the turbulent two-decade career [...]
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Donald Trump’s Patriotic Glory Of America Eagles-Free Eagles Celebration Of Unity (AND WHITES!)

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Trump manages to recall the words “God” and “America” from the lyrics to “God Bless America” Previously, on “Everybody Must Love Donald!”: Donald Trump “tackled” the serious issue of NFL players kneeling during the National [...]
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Will a Canadian Donald Trump Become Ontario’s Leader?

3 weeks ago | 0 comment
In this campaign, Mr. Ford has been more tempered. Instead of attacking the media, he has largely sidestepped it, canceling the traditional media bus and granting few private interviews. In its place, his team has produced its own regular [...]
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Donald Trump Looooooves The Establishment, Haaaaates Those Felon Loser Tea Party Trump Guys

3 weeks ago | 0 comment
[embedded content] Kardashian bestie Donald Trump surprised us with his almost reasonable decision to endorse GOP Rep. Dan Donovan for New York’s 11th Congressional District, imperiling the comeback aspirations [...]
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Donald Trump *Might Not* Be The Master Of One-Dimensional Chess He Seems!

3 weeks ago | 0 comment
Fascinating move, Jared. And you say this will ultimately help you refinance 666 Fifth Avenue? After Donald Trump announced he would pardon convicted felon Dinesh D’Souza, and said he’s kicking around the idea of pardoning two other famous [...]
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Donald Trump Full Of Shit: A Jeff Sessions Shitsplainer!

3 weeks ago | 0 comment
Elfin Magic! How the hell did we end up on the same team as Jeff Sessions? Time to start buying those freeze-dried slop buckets from Jim Bakker — clearly the Apocalypse is nigh! Because that racist elf’s ability to absorb constant abuse [...]
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Donald Trump Poor Again

3 weeks ago | 0 comment
Disney told him to get that Porg off his head, too. More evidence today that Harry Reid (and, yeah, basically everyone forever) was right all along about Donald Trump inflating his net worth. Ten billion dollars? Aw, hell nah. Bloomberg reports [...]
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Donald Trump Made Up Exciting New Insane Shit To Lie About In Nashville Rally!

3 weeks ago | 0 comment
[embedded content] Donald Trump shambled out onto the stage of the not-actually-full Municipal Auditorium in Nashville Tuesday night to do one of his campaign rally things, ostensibly to help the Senate campaign of [...]