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Ryan Zinke To Permit Uday And Qusay Trump To Murder Bear Cubs, Too
‘Oh bother…JESUS FUCK! I’M SHOT!!!’ In its ceaseless quest to eliminate every last vestige of Barack Obama’s presidency, the Trump administration announced yesterday it plans to roll back rules on cruel hunting practices on federal [...]
Donald Trump meets with Chicago Cubs, victims of illegal immigrant crime
After a bill to repeal and replace Obamacare ran aground in the Senate, President Trump spent Wednesday talking energy with Indian chiefs, hosting members of the Chicago Cubs and meeting with victims of illegal immigrant crime to push passage [...]

Cubs, Chicago violence, budget Illinois’ top 2016 stories

CHICAGO (AP) – An historic, curse-busting sports achievement topped Illinois’ biggest news stories in 2016, as the Chicago Cubs won a World Series championship for the first time in 108 years. But from there, Illinois’ biggest news [...]

Guess Donald Trump Thinks Chicago Cubs Can Eff Right Off

Donald Trump and Melania Knauss singing the 7th inning stretch at Wrigley Field in 2000. Really. HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS, THAT GAME LAST NIGHT! After giving everyone a heart attack for approximately one and one half hours after the Cleveland Indians [...]

The Impossible Year: Cubs Win… Is Trump Next?

It has been an improbable year: the curse of the Billy goat was lifted on the Chicago Cubs and they won a world championship in baseball after a 108-year drought. Among my friends, I predicted they would win it all this year and celebrated [...]

Hillary Clinton back on Cubs bandwagon after years as Yankees fan

Years after relegating her childhood team to No. 2 status behind the New York Yankees, Hillary Clinton is back on the Chicago Cubs‘ bandwagon after the team captured its first World Series championship in 108 years. Mrs. Clinton transformed [...]