05232018What's Hot:
>

Michael Cohen Would Like This Qatari Guy To Put The Millions In The Bag Please, He’ll See That The Trump Family Gets It

You can just Venmo me a couple million, I’ll make sure it gets to him! WTF is going on here? Did Michael Cohen really try to shake down the Qatari sovereign wealth fund for the Trump family? Is that what Michael Avenatti was getting at in [...]
>

Your Weekly Top Ten Triumphantly Concludes Another Week Of Michael Cohen Falling Into His Own Asshole

Oh hey, Wonkers, it is Top Ten time, and we are going to make this even more faster than usual because on top of how we are exhausted by this latest week of MICHAEL COHEN’S BULLSHIT, our Friday (which is when we write this) was some real [...]
>

Fire The Writers, This Donald Trump/Michael Cohen Law Show Has Gone Off The Freaking Rails!

2 weeks ago | 0 comment
Have you guys met? THIS SOAP OPERA IS TOO WEIRD! NO MAS! DONALD TRUMP IS MURDERING US DEAD WITH THIS SHIT! But we are resurrected, just like torture victim Carter Page, who is inexplicably still talking. So let’s try to sort out what the [...]
>

AT&T, Novartis CEOs apologize for payments to Michael Cohen

2 weeks ago | 0 comment
“There is no other way to say it — AT&T hiring Michael Cohen as a political consultant was a big mistake,” AT&T’s CEO said. | Getty [...]
>

Rachel Maddow Has Questions About Michael Cohen, And They Are All LOLOL THE FUCK YOU SAY?

2 weeks ago | 0 comment
Were we not JUST SAYING that all these companies that deposited one million ameros in Michael Cohen’s sexxx fund for paying off the participants in Donald Trump’s extracurricular sexxxes need to STFU OMG YOU LOOK LIKE IDIOTS? We were.  Everybody [...]
>

Cohen lawyer blasts Avenatti over report on finances

2 weeks ago | 0 comment
Attorneys for Michael Cohen said Michael Avenatti’s (pictured) conduct was so troubling that a federal judge should prevent him from entering a pending legal case in [...]
>

Mueller team questioned Novartis and AT&T over Michael Cohen payments

2 weeks ago | 0 comment
FBI agents searched Michael Cohen’‘s law office and Park Avenue apartment last month, seeking information on the payment to Stormy Daniels. | Craig Ruttle/AP Photo [...]
>

How Michael Cohen cashed in

2 weeks ago | 0 comment
Michael Cohen made more than $ 2 million working as a Trump whisperer. But he’s far from the only one. President Donald Trump’s longtime lawyer and fixer is the latest member of the president’s inner circle to cash in on [...]
>

Everybody Who Maybe Bribed Michael Cohen Needs To STOP FUCKING TALKING RIGHT NOW

2 weeks ago | 0 comment
Quick update on Michael Cohen and his secret Essential Consultants LLC, where companies from sea to shining sea and also in foreign lands can pay bribes (maybe!) for access to the president, or for other purposes, like buying one thousand [...]
>

Oh Shit, Michael Cohen Got ‘Wire Tapps’ In His Obamaphone! LOL TRUMP U R FUCKED!

3 weeks ago | 0 comment
SEE UPDATE BELOW FOR HOW FUCKING NBC FUCKED UP. We knew the feds had been reading Trump “lawyer” Michael Cohen’s emails before they decided to do NAZI STORMTROOPING to him, like common feds. And we knew Trump was losing his shit over [...]