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Great Artist Jon McNaughton Unveils Exciting New Mueller Painting, ‘Trump Gonna Cut A Bitch’

Where’s my money, Mueller? Where’s my GODDAMN MONEY? America’s Greatest Artist, hyperpatriot Jon McNaughton, is offering for sale a great new painting! This thing is titled “Expose the Truth.” It depicts Donald Trump grabbing a terrified [...]
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Oh, James Comey, You Sassy Bitch! Wonkagenda For April 16, 2018

Morning Wonketariat! Here’s some of the things we may be talking about today. Former FBI director James Comey sat down with George Stephanopoulos and spilled his guts in a wide-ranging interview last night. Comey said Trump is “morally [...]
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When the President of the United States Calls You a ‘Son of a Bitch’

7 months ago | 0 comment
Subscribe to The Global POLITICO on Apple Podcasts here. | Subscribe via Stitcher here. On Friday afternoon, Chuck Todd was talking Trump. Never mind the over-the-top chaos of the last two weeks and a White House that at times seemed to be [...]
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Did Russia Tell Trump To Bitch Constantly About The 2016 Election Being #RIGGED? We Are Just Asking Questions!

7 months ago | 0 comment
He was just following orders, maybe. On Thursday, Mother Jones released an excerpt from a new book by its reporter David Corn, along with Yahoo News reporter Michael Isikoff, about the whole damn story of Russian interference in the 2016 election [...]
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Deleted Comments: I DONT USE CAP LOCKS, I HOLD THE SHIFT KEY BITCH.

8 months ago | 0 comment
NO, I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S NOT CENTERED! Time for our weekly dip into the Derp Locker to see what sorts of smartdroppings our dissatisfied customers have left for us. Spoiler warnings: There WILL be capslock ahead. Aye, and randomly used/ignored [...]
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Donald Trump Knows Who Did The Hurricane, It Is That Lady Mayor Bitch

12 months ago | 0 comment
POOR, UNAPPRECIATED DONALD TRUMP! After all he’s done for them, and those ungrateful brown islanders just whine and complain. It’s dark!, they say, and we have no water! Luckily Donald Trump’s crack media team made this handy video so [...]
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Sean Spicer Reminds America That Sally Yates Is Hillary-Loving Monster Bitch

1 year ago | 0 comment
But, but, but, Hillary!!! It’s so weird, but people just will not get over how Donald Trump hired a literal actual foreign agent to be his national security adviser, and then, once the whole world found out a literal actual foreign agent [...]
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Hillary Clinton Bringing Out Men’s Scary, Spitty Rage Strokes Again, By Existing. What A Bitch!

1 year ago | 0 comment
Yesterday, we all enjoyed ourselves watching Hillary Clinton sit on a stage with Christiane Amanpour and talk about life, the universe, and how “her opponent” (she meant Donald Trump) is a dumb lunatic who can get effed. The media lost [...]
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Democrats Throw Pajama Party To Bitch About How Much They Hate This Chick ‘Betsy DeVos’

2 years ago | 0 comment
This one chick “Betsy.” So, the Senate will vote at noon today on whether unqualified dumbass Jesus lady Betsy DeVos should get to be the secretary of ruining your child’s education, and it’s looking like she’ll make it — but maybe [...]
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Deleted Comments: HITLERY IS GONE BITCH DING DONG THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD!

2 years ago | 0 comment
NO, I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S NOT CENTERED! (OK, I care a little) This week, we are pleased to bring you some fine old-fashioned artisanal derp in the classic all-caps rant format, delivered by someone with the username “LA Woman” and [...]