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The Best TV Commercial Ever

I don’t know about you, but I don’t usually pay particularly close attention to TV commercials. As a good capitalist, I realize that commercials are the fiscal lifeblood of the broadcasting business. Yet, it’s just a fact that it’s [...]
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Mitt Romney Like Hot Dog Best. Hamburger Second Best But Hot Dog Best.

Mittens Romney is man from Utah-chusetts who is running to be Republican person in Senate. Mittens tell voters about important meat issues, like which meats are trending topics in Mittens Romney’s mouth: “My favorite meat is hot dog, [...]
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Trump Says Rudy Giuliani Is Best Smartest Guy, Also Bad Stupid Idiot Who’s Wrong So Much

2 months ago | 0 comment
total idiot Oh hey, Donald Trump’s very good brain is even more batshit than usual today, if you can believe it. Twice this morning, first when he left the White House, and then when he was about to board Air Force One to go say “PEW PEW! [...]
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The 436,287 Best Times Sean Hannity Tongue-Bathed His ‘Lawyer’ Michael Cohen On Live TV!

2 months ago | 0 comment
BFFs So what the hell? Is Michael Cohen really Sean Hannity’s “lawyer”? On Hannity’s show Monday night, Hannity said it was NO BIG and it was just “real estate” because Michael Cohen “knows real estate” (LOL) and is an “excellent [...]
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The Two Best Times Stormy Daniels’s Lawyer Was SO FUCKIN’ HOT The Past 24 Hours, Because We Only Saw Him On TV Twice

3 months ago | 0 comment
Hello, sir. There is SO MUCH BREAKING news in the Stormy Daniels case! She did a “60 Minutes” interview! They’ve expanded their lawsuit to include a defamation claim against the Trump thug with the fucked up face, Michael Cohen! Wonkette [...]
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The Best of Times Is Right Now

3 months ago | 0 comment
What do you get when you put a Harvard psychologist on stage at the same Hollywood venue where they hold the Academy Awards? The answer is one gigantic dose of feel good. That was my takeaway last Wednesday night after attending a discussion [...]
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Obamacare insurers just had their best year ever — despite Trump

3 months ago | 0 comment
Obamacare is no longer busting the bank for insurers. After three years of financial bloodletting under the law — and despite constant repeal threats and efforts by the Trump administration to dismantle it — many of the remaining insurers [...]
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Is ‘Princess Black Sites’ Really The Best Person Trump Could Pick To Run The CIA?

3 months ago | 0 comment
You know someone’s a top spook when the New York Times has to use a screengrab from YouTube… When Donald Trump shitcanned Rex Tillerson this morning, Trump picked CIA Director Mike Pompeo to be his new secretary of State. To replace Pompeo [...]
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Trump’s Best Russian Spy Buddy Felix Sater? You Mean GREATEST AMERICAN HERO Felix Sater!

3 months ago | 0 comment
Embed from Getty Images Have you heard the name “Felix Sater” before? He is this Russian-American guy who was childhood BFFs with Trump idiot lawyer Michael Cohen, and used to be a big business associate of Donald [...]
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Kennedy Could Be the Democrats’ Best Hope (But May Not Want to Be)

5 months ago | 0 comment
Subscribe to Off Message on Apple Podcasts here. | Subscribe via Stitcher here. NEWTON, Mass. — Rep. Joe Kennedy says he’s willing to consider running in 2020—if Oprah Winfrey asks him to be his running mate. Story Continued [...]