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Sarah Sanders: White House open to Deborah Ramirez also testifying about Kavanaugh allegations

Press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said Tuesday the White House is open to having Deborah Ramirez, the second woman to accuse Supreme Court nominee Judge Brett M. Kavanaugh of sexual misconduct, testify about her allegations. During an [...]
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Trump Says Rudy Giuliani Is Best Smartest Guy, Also Bad Stupid Idiot Who’s Wrong So Much

total idiot Oh hey, Donald Trump’s very good brain is even more batshit than usual today, if you can believe it. Twice this morning, first when he left the White House, and then when he was about to board Air Force One to go say “PEW PEW! [...]
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Federal Judge Tells Kris Kobach He Is So Totally Boned, Also In Contempt Of Court

6 months ago | 0 comment
We love ‘Fun with Cropping’! Kansas Secretary of State and ugly bag of mostly stupid Kris Kobach has been found in contempt of court by the federal judge who presided over the ACLU’s lawsuit against Kansas’s voter-suppression law. The [...]
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Thug Who Accosted Stormy Daniels Also Stole Tom Brady’s Face

6 months ago | 0 comment
On today’s episode of “The View,” Mr. Delicious, aka Michael Avenatti, brought his client Stormy Daniels on to reveal the sketch of the man who she says accosted her in a parking garage and made dastardly threats. We watch everything [...]
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Trump Judge Nom Wendy Vitter, Was Segregation BAD? That Is For Her To Know And To Also Not Tell You!

6 months ago | 0 comment
The Good Ol Days… Oh, hai. Do you remember when we decided that Jim Crow was bad and black people having rights is good? Well, don’t bother asking Trump judicial pick Wendy Vitter, nominated to a lifetime appointment at the District Court [...]
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Dear Nestlé, And Also Michigan, Please Eat A Bag Of Assholes

6 months ago | 0 comment
Water Oligarchy Not content with sucking enough water out of Michigan to reclaim the Mojave Desert and turn it into lush farmland, Nestlè has decided that they are still super thirsty, and need to take all the waters from Michigan. See for [...]
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Rex Tillerson Burned Down Deep State, Also State Department

7 months ago | 0 comment
Gone but not forgotten All I want for Passover is the confidence of a white dude with a Masters in Business Administration! Politico’s Nahal Toosi has a gonzo story out today on how Rex Tillerson almost MBA’ed the State Department to death [...]
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Deleted Comments: Is This Some Kind Of Cult? You Can ALL Burn In HELL! Also, I Own 20 Assault Rifles.

8 months ago | 0 comment
My Little Pony: Friendship Will Shoot You’re Ass If You Come For Are Guns For this week’s edition of Dear Shitferbrains, we will finish off the best of the worst of the responses to Evan’s column advising #teens to go out and protest [...]
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FBI Says Dumb Lyin’-Ass Devin Nunes Memo Real Fuckin’ Dumb, Also Full Of Lies

9 months ago | 0 comment
Christ what a fucking idiot TOO MANY NEWS RIGHT NOW! OK, so did you hear the one about the Devin Nunes staffer who was once (in 2016) given a “U R TOO STUPID 2 LAWYER” badge to sew into his underwear by a US district court judge? It’s [...]
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Eastern Europe, birthplace of Trumpism — but also of a new hope

9 months ago | 0 comment
Members of the far-right group, the National-Radical Camp, marking the 83rd anniversary of their organization, in Warsaw, Poland.(Credit: AP/Czarek Sokolowski) Former Soviet-bloc nations produced an upsurge of right-wing nationalism — [...]