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This Year, Also Be Thankful for Dragons

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving Day. For me, this holiday is a time for reflection, and of course, eating and imbibing more than any healthy daily caloric intake model would ever prescribe. Yet what really matters about tomorrow is what should matter [...]

Sarah Sanders: White House open to Deborah Ramirez also testifying about Kavanaugh allegations

Press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said Tuesday the White House is open to having Deborah Ramirez, the second woman to accuse Supreme Court nominee Judge Brett M. Kavanaugh of sexual misconduct, testify about her allegations. During an [...]
Trump Says Rudy Giuliani Is Best Smartest Guy, Also Bad Stupid Idiot Who’s Wrong So Much
total idiot Oh hey, Donald Trump’s very good brain is even more batshit than usual today, if you can believe it. Twice this morning, first when he left the White House, and then when he was about to board Air Force One to go say “PEW PEW! [...]
Federal Judge Tells Kris Kobach He Is So Totally Boned, Also In Contempt Of Court
We love ‘Fun with Cropping’! Kansas Secretary of State and ugly bag of mostly stupid Kris Kobach has been found in contempt of court by the federal judge who presided over the ACLU’s lawsuit against Kansas’s voter-suppression law. The [...]
Thug Who Accosted Stormy Daniels Also Stole Tom Brady’s Face
On today’s episode of “The View,” Mr. Delicious, aka Michael Avenatti, brought his client Stormy Daniels on to reveal the sketch of the man who she says accosted her in a parking garage and made dastardly threats. We watch everything [...]
Trump Judge Nom Wendy Vitter, Was Segregation BAD? That Is For Her To Know And To Also Not Tell You!
The Good Ol Days… Oh, hai. Do you remember when we decided that Jim Crow was bad and black people having rights is good? Well, don’t bother asking Trump judicial pick Wendy Vitter, nominated to a lifetime appointment at the District Court [...]
Dear Nestlé, And Also Michigan, Please Eat A Bag Of Assholes
Water Oligarchy Not content with sucking enough water out of Michigan to reclaim the Mojave Desert and turn it into lush farmland, Nestlè has decided that they are still super thirsty, and need to take all the waters from Michigan. See for [...]
Rex Tillerson Burned Down Deep State, Also State Department
Gone but not forgotten All I want for Passover is the confidence of a white dude with a Masters in Business Administration! Politico’s Nahal Toosi has a gonzo story out today on how Rex Tillerson almost MBA’ed the State Department to death [...]
Deleted Comments: Is This Some Kind Of Cult? You Can ALL Burn In HELL! Also, I Own 20 Assault Rifles.
My Little Pony: Friendship Will Shoot You’re Ass If You Come For Are Guns For this week’s edition of Dear Shitferbrains, we will finish off the best of the worst of the responses to Evan’s column advising #teens to go out and protest [...]
FBI Says Dumb Lyin’-Ass Devin Nunes Memo Real Fuckin’ Dumb, Also Full Of Lies
Christ what a fucking idiot TOO MANY NEWS RIGHT NOW! OK, so did you hear the one about the Devin Nunes staffer who was once (in 2016) given a “U R TOO STUPID 2 LAWYER” badge to sew into his underwear by a US district court judge? It’s [...]