HEYO Wonkers! Thanks for being with us on this fabulous fast news day! Anybody else feeling a great weight lifting off them, like the next four years are going to be nonstop pee jokes and sunshine?
ME TOO! WE GOT THIS!
For this evening’s open thread, we will let Shep Smith, human of Fox News, sexplain to Donald Trump why he can’t actually Un-Person reporters even if they are from Fake Old CNN. It’s a nice moment of Fourth Estate solidarity, and of course it’s from Shep. What, you think Hannity would say that? Or (ugh) Greta Van Susteren, now blowing bile all over our dear MSNBC, what even the fuck? Nah.
Shep Smith: no journalist “should be subjected to belittling and delegitimizing by the president-elect of the United States” pic.twitter.com/d0emmKlVEq
— Leanne Naramore (@LeanneNaramore) January 11, 2017
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And there you have it. Commence to pee jokes, FOR EVER!

Source: Politics – Wonkette
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