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Tomi Lahren Doesn’t Rhetoric Good, By A Ph.D. In Rhetoric

Straw woman In the Library of Bad Arguments, there’s a whole wing dedicated to Fox News personalities, did you know that? The Bill O’Reilly Reading Room alone is vast. And while Tomi Lahren may not have the epic record of stultifying dissembling [...]
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Emma Gonzalez Will Be The Boss Of You

Can run for president in 2036 if we are doing our math correctly A good thing — but it’s a REALLY good thing — has come out of our latest gun terror massacre in Florida. The kids, the ones who actually survived the shooting, are not [...]
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Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Gun. Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 19, 2018

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Happy Presidents Day, Wonketariat! Here’s some of the things we may be talking about! On Saturday, national security advisor H.R. McMaster carefully noted that we have “incontrovertible” proof of Russian election fuckery with the indictment [...]
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GOP Lying Out Their Asses About The Mueller Indictments? UNPOSSIBLE!

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Hey, remember on Friday when Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein announced that there was NO COLLUSION and everyone in Trumpland had been cleared of all crimes? And then he said that Donald Trump won fair and square by being an amazing candidate? YOU [...]
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2018 Midterm Madness: Democrats In Texas’ 7th Shooting Rockets Up John Culberson’s Lazy Ass.

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Houston Republicans have a problem: a once reliable Republican suburb full of wealthy white people, the Texas 7th District is teetering on the edge. The hardcore conservative who’s held the seat for almost 20 years, John Culberson, took [...]
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Deleted Comments: Sure, Oklahoma Can’t Pay Teachers Or Cops, But At Least We Aren’t In Debt.

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And when somebody’s being a IDIOT in the Wonkette comments, well, I’ll be there, too… As always happens following a mass shooting, Republican politicians sent their thoughts and prayers, a certain segment of the population ran to buy [...]
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Wonkette’s Weekly Top Ten Just LOVES Mueller Time

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Good morning, Wonkers, what a week we just had. Beautiful things like the Winter Olympics, terrible things like the godawful school shooting, wonderful things like MUELLER TIME, disgusting things like Donald Trump [...]
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The Kids Of Douglas High Would Like You To Kindly Stuff Your Thoughts, Prayers And Guns, Please

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[embedded content] We closed out yesterday’s Children’s Garden of Stupid Shit Wingnuts Said about the Florida high school shootings with some terrific tweets from students at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, telling Donald Trump and [...]
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The Week In Garbage Humans: ‘Trump Curse’ Prevented Lindsey Vonn From Getting A Medal

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Given the events of the last week, I’m going to be steering clear of the usual manosphere forums I usually scan for this feature. I just… I can’t. It’s too sickening and too real, and I don’t feel like making wisecracks right now [...]
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President Fuck-Your-Feelings Is All Smiles For School Shooting Photo-ops

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Being president means that when there is a major national tragedy — say, like some asshole shooting up a school and killing 17 people — you have to go to where it happened, make an official statement, and comfort the victims. Two days [...]