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White Supremacist Terrorists Convicted, So There’s A Nice Time!

But they were just joking around! The three would-be terrorists who plotted to bomb a mosque and an apartment complex full of Somali-Americans in Garden City, Kansas, have been convicted by a jury in federal court. The defense had argued that [...]
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GOP Won’t Protect Robert Mueller, Because Of How Mitch McConnell Sucks Turtle Assholes

The last time we wrote specifically about the topic of the Republicans in Congress passing legislation to protect special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation, our headline was “GOP Will Protect Robert Mueller The Second It’s Too Fucking [...]
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Pervert Governor Eric Greitens Tells Missouri GOP To Come And Take It

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Don’t let the handcuffs hit ya in the crack of the ass! Why is Eric Greitens STILL HERE? How have the Missouri GOP not wrestled this pervert to the ground and dragged him off the stage? Congratulations, Republicans! You’ve saddled yourself [...]
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World’s Stupidest Chuck Todd Beginning To Doubt Fox News’s Commitment To Sparkle Motion

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Thinkin’ face. It had been just under 24 hours since news broke that Sean Hannity was Michael Cohen’s oft-spoken-of “third criminal accomplice client” when Fox News released a statement: FOX NEWS statement on Hannity: “While FOX [...]
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Jerry Brown Shoves California National Guard Up Trump’s Ass. Ow, That Smarts!

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‘I don’t know, but I’ve been told / Donald Trump is made of mold!’ California Gov. Jerry Brown is fine with sending some of the state’s National Guard troops to patrol along the US-Mexico border. Just not for the immigrant-hunting [...]
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Justice Gorsuch Accidentally Forgets To Bone Immigrants For A Second, But Don’t Worry, He’ll Get Better

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You ain’t my daddy, Mitch! Stop the presses! Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch was right about a thing! Mitch McConnell’s golden boy just told Jeff Sessions that he can’t even deport anyone he wants for being “a criminal.” WHOA IF [...]
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Ryan Zinke Says He’s A Geologist, Is Full Of Schist.

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From an actual Interior Dept. press release about Zinke promoting ‘Hunting, Fishing, and Wildlife Conservation’ by playing video games against DOI employees. For as long as we’ve known of him (that would be 2015, when he floated the idea [...]
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Thug Who Accosted Stormy Daniels Also Stole Tom Brady’s Face

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On today’s episode of “The View,” Mr. Delicious, aka Michael Avenatti, brought his client Stormy Daniels on to reveal the sketch of the man who she says accosted her in a parking garage and made dastardly threats. We watch everything [...]
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Trump White House Gotta Throw Nikki Haley Under This Bus Real Fast, BRB

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Maybe she’ll primary Trump in 2020. Don’t laugh, could happen. A strange thing is happening with Russian sanctions, because there is always a strange thing happening with Russian sanctions in Trump’s America. This weekend, UN Ambassador [...]
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The 436,287 Best Times Sean Hannity Tongue-Bathed His ‘Lawyer’ Michael Cohen On Live TV!

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BFFs So what the hell? Is Michael Cohen really Sean Hannity’s “lawyer”? On Hannity’s show Monday night, Hannity said it was NO BIG and it was just “real estate” because Michael Cohen “knows real estate” (LOL) and is an “excellent [...]