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It’s not clear where Melon planned to go on safari, but she was ready.
Donald Trump went to a very important meeting at the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) yesterday, where he and his cabinet were supposed to discuss how FEMA and [...]
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God called. He said make a real sign, you lazy bastard.
Jeff Amyx, God and Gay-fearing owner of Amyx Hardware & Roofing Supplies in Grainger County, Tennessee. has finally gotten some GOOD NEWS from the Supreme Court. His pickle was all [...]
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his hands do look soft
Poor Scott Pruitt! He ain’t got no money, he tried to abuse his position to get his wife some Chick-fil-A restaurants because she ain’t got no money neither, they got BILLS, BILLS, BILLS, he ain’t got nowhere to [...]
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Karma’s a bitch, ain’t she? Today an Arizona appellate court relied on Tuesday’s SCOTUS ruling in Masterpiece Cake Shop to tell a couple of God-bothering calligraphers to quit whining and just write the damn Adam and Steve invitations [...]
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This week news broke that special counsel Robert Mueller is asking witnesses to hand over their Obamaphones, so that he may check to see if they are using encrypted apps like Signal and WhatsApp to do conspiracies with Russia or any other [...]
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In another not-at-all shocking turn of events, the FCC seems to have purposely lied to reporters in an attempt to stop people from talking about net neutrality. Tech blog Gizmodo got its hands on internal emails showing how the FCC not only [...]
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Two tiny little scooplets today, nothing to see here really: A Cambridge Analytica director told friends she sent “third party” funds to Wikileaks via Dogecoin (probably not Dogecoin). Is that a big deal? And Ivanka Trump yelled at Michael [...]
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Look at Chunky Hitler up there
South Dakota lawmaker Michael Clark was presumably super giddy from the meth-like rush he got from the narrow ruling by the Supreme Court that allowed a baker the right to refuse to bake a wedding cake for a gay [...]
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Can someone stick a schwarma in Rudy Giuliani’s face until he comes home from Israel? It’s bad enough he spends all day spouting lunatic nonsense in the US media, but now he’s hoisting that freak flag sky-high at a business conference [...]
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Hellloo, babeeee!
Hold on to your hats, kids, because it’s breaking-thirty again!
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— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) June 6, 2018
He ain’t kidding! Your Boyfriend Michael Avenatti just filed a new [...]
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