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Worried About Leftists Running Imaginary Pedophile Rings? Don’t Kill Your Dad Over It!

In August, Lane Maurice Davis pleaded “not guilty” to first degree murder. He’s accused of having stabbed his father to death following a fight with his parents during which he accused them of being “leftists” and “pedophiles.” [...]
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Is The Dumbass You’re Fighting With In The Comments Just A Dumbass? OR IS IT A RUSSIAN DUMBASS?

Probably named “Boris.” Donald Trump has been distracting us from the real news by being an absolute shit to war widows this week, so Wonkette is forgiven for just now getting to all this new stuff about Russian Troll Farms, and how they [...]
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‘Fake Melania’ Is The Conspiracy Theory We All Need To Believe In Right Now

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A new conspiracy theory has emerged on the internet, and for once, it is actually quite delightful! Not in the “oh my god they think spraying vinegar into the air will keep the chemtrails away?” way, but in the “I WANT TO BELIEVE” [...]
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Roy Moore Not Gonna Let You Foosball Mens Break Flag Law!

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E Plebnista, Y’all! Alabama’s Republican nominee for US Senate, Roy Moore, who was removed from his post as chief justice of the state supreme court twice for refusing to obey higher court decisions, would like to offer his learned opinion [...]
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Another Muslim Ban, Another Judicial Smackdown. Sad!

12 hours ago | 0 comment
Oyez! New episodes from the hit White House Series So You Think You Can Muslim Ban just dropped! The Season Three opener, Six Venezuelans and Kim Jong Un, started strong with federal judges in Hawaii and Maryland telling Donald Trump once [...]
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Are You Tired Of Winning Yet? Wonkagenda for Wed., Oct. 18, 2017

15 hours ago | 0 comment
Morning Wonketariat! Here’s some of the things we may be talking about today. Florida Democratic Rep. Frederica Wilson is righteously pissed at Donald Trump for treating the death of one of her constituents, Army Sgt. La David Johnson, as [...]
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Trump Drug Czar Pick Pulls Out To Spend More Time With His Drug Lobby Money

21 hours ago | 0 comment
He only wanted people to be able to get their pills is all Pennsylvania Republican congressman Tom Marino has decided he’d rather not be the nation’s drug czar if people are going to be having hissy fits over the sweetheart deal he pushed [...]
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Obama Would Have Called John Kelly’s Son’s WIFE, Not His FATHER, Donald Trump, You FUCKING DOLT

1 day ago | 0 comment
That’s right, Trump, Obama just DIDN’T FUCKING CARE. (Image via Pete Souza, who is of course trolling Trump over this.) It is beyond fucking ridiculous that we are even discussing this. It’s beyond insane that Donald Trump baselessly [...]
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Senate Will Save Obamacare From Oh Who The Fuck Are We Kidding

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Of course, the griffins still want a Wall… Last Friday, Donald Trump said he was going to halt payments of a key subsidy that makes the Affordable Care Act affordable: the “cost-sharing reductions” (CSRs) paid to insurance companies to [...]
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Ivanka Trump Remembers Which Floor Of Trump Tower She Was On When Kurt Cobain Died

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Punk ass Ivanka Trump, YOOGE PUNK. You never thought you’d say those words, or that you’d believe them so strongly in your heart. You see, Ivana Trump, Ivanka’s mom, has published a tome called Raising Trump, and she let Ivanka write [...]