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Indiana’s GOP Senate Candidate Wants America Run Like Business. His Business Sucks Ass.

Joe Donnelly and Mike Braun. Hell of a lot of forehead in this race. Yr Wonkette has noticed something interesting as we’ve been working through all 33 US Senate races this year: Seems like a hell of a lot of Democrats get listed as “one [...]
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Deleted Comments: Are All You Diversity Supremacists Inbread Or Just Jewish?

Why so mean to Hitler, huh? Oh, what a lovely little Shitferbrains we have for you today, Wonkers! It’s full of some of the most original trolling we’ve ever seen, and… OK, actually, it’s the same derp as ever, albeit with at one new [...]
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Midterm Madness: How Many Millions Will The GOP Spend To Defend Georgia’s Sixth?

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‘She wouldn’t vote for you. Or let you vote.’ Georgia’s Sixth is suburban Atlanta. It’s the wealthiest district in the state, and very well educated. There’s also large contingent of Jewish voters, and good old fashioned Southern [...]
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Nazi Mother-In-Law Fucker Off To Jail. But Not For Assaulting His Lover’s Daughter (His Wife)

2 days ago | 0 comment
He just wants a country where a man can be white and (allegedly) beat up his wife. Poor Matthew Heimbach. Last year, the leader of the Traditionalist Workers Party was riding high on the Nazi wave that followed Donald Trump into office. He [...]
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Rep. Mo Brooks Does Science: Maybe Sea Levels Rise When Someone Drops Mountains In The Ocean

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Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science? Mo Brooks, Republican US representative from the Great State of Alabama, is a true gentleman science idiot in the classic form. Not only is he breathtakingly ignorant, but he also insists [...]
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Nice Women’s Health Clinic You Got Here, Shame What They’re About To Do To It

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Donald Trump, a man who apparently doesn’t know the difference between HPV and HIV, is expected to announce a new federal rule that will bar health care facilities that receive Title X funding from performing abortions or even issuing referrals [...]
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10 Dead In Santa Fe School Shooting, But Don’t Worry, The Guns Are Safe

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This kid has “dead eyes” More innocent people died today at Santa Fe High School in Santa Fe, Texas, but no worries, the murder weapons are completely unharmed. Students say a young man in a “Born to Kill” shirt and a trench coat opened [...]
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House GOP Fails To Take Your Food Stamps Away. Better Luck Next Time, House GOP!

2 days ago | 0 comment
A typical food stamp/SNAP beneficiary, according to YouTube. Funny, the video actually debunks myths about people getting delivery pizza and beer with SNAP House Republicans failed to pass a farm bill today, so they won’t be able to impose [...]
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Lucky Jared Kushner Follows Double Rainbow To Pot Of Gold!

3 days ago | 0 comment
Jared Kushner is one hell of a lucky guy! After watching his father flail around for a year trying to refinance the family’s devil building at 666 Fifth Avenue, Jared can now sleep easy knowing that a Qatari-backed real estate company will [...]
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Trump Has A Selective Criteria For Calling People ‘Animals.’ One Guess What It Is

3 days ago | 0 comment
Remember when the president of the United States and the leader of the free world plus Indiana said something gasp-inducingly racist? [embedded content] No, not that. I mean, this: [embedded content] I’m sorry! I’ve got my notes all [...]