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THIS IS SERIOUS. Rep. Adam Schiff Just Hit The ‘OH FUCK!’ Button

LISTEN TO THIS MAN. We were just about to tell you that HOORAY, special counsel Robert Mueller is finally looking at Cambridge Analytica, the creepy weird data firm co-owned by GOP megadonors The Mercers, which worked for the Trump campaign, [...]
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Hero Alabama Dad Who Lost Gay Daughter Went On Ellen To Make You Laugh And Cry And SHUT UP YOU ARE

YAY Hi it is Friday afternoon and we are so OMG tired and everything in the world is the worst. EXCEPT! Remember how one million years ago (Tuesday) Democrat Doug Jones kicked Judge Roy Moore’s kid-toucher ass in the Alabama special Senate [...]
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Trump Has Managed To Piss Off *Republicans*, That’s How Stupid His Judge Picks Are

7 hours ago | 0 comment
So, how ’bout that judge video, huh! If you have Twitter, you’ve already seen this. MUST WATCH: Republican @SenJohnKennedy asks one of @realDonaldTrump’s US District Judge nominees basic questions of law & he can’t answer a [...]
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You Like Money? We Like Money Too! A Wonkette Econosplainer!

10 hours ago | 0 comment
No relation to article, but has “titties” in it. It has begun to occur to our wise and benevolent overlords that perhaps there is trouble in the economy, contrary to everything His Most Healthy Of Diet has told us! We are surrounded by [...]
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Black Lives Matter Activist DeRay Mckesson Sues Fox Idiot Jeanine Pirro For REAL Fake News!

19 hours ago | 0 comment
Is there a purer distillation of Fox News poison than Jeanine Pirro? She’s like a speedball of vitriol, conspiracy theories, and white rage, injected into Middle America’s ears at 200 words a minute. Many people are saying that this guy [...]
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Washington Post Says Trump’s Hard-On For Russia Has Fucked America BIGLY

22 hours ago | 0 comment
Not pictured: ALL THE BONERS. The Washington Post has published one of those “long-read” thingies that takes “more than five minutes to read,” but it’s an important one, because it’s a thorough look at how fucked American national [...]
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Weird Alt-Right Dudes Think #NetNeutrality Has Something To Do With Banning Nazis From Twitter?

1 day ago | 0 comment
Earlier today Net Neutrality came to an end. Yes, Ajit Pai broke your internet, and things are going to be pretty bad. For everyone, actually, not just liberals, as Dom has explained much better than I could. I have been worried, in fact, [...]
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Paul Ryan Considering Retiring, Just As Soon As He Makes It Impossible For Anyone Else To

1 day ago | 0 comment
And then he’ll grow his beard back Politico has posted a think-piece on Paul Ryan that pontificates vastly on all the ways one can tell that Paul Ryan does not even want to be the Speaker of the House any more. Mostly the way you can tell [...]
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‘Morning Joe’ And Hyper-Feminist Mike Huckabee Having BIG FIGHT, And We Are HERE FOR IT

1 day ago | 0 comment
oh STFU RUH ROH! Mike Huckabee, former governor of Arkansas, perpetually failed presidential candidate, and father to Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee “Poot Lips” Sanders, is Having A Upset! He saw that naughty Mika Brzezinski lady on the [...]
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Blake Farenthold To Find Out Whether He Can Sexually Harass People In Private Sector

1 day ago | 0 comment
Have we mentioned before that Texas Rep. Blake Farenthold (R-Footy Pajamas) is a disgusting pig who should resign immediately and go live in a cave? WE HAVE. We told you about the $ 84,000 sexual harassment settlement paid out by US taxpayers [...]